Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave
cptnindecision a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I gave
kharmakick a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May
erykahfairy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1324 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Sickan_Chan
Dear Santa- I know that I deserve a pony- but they smell like shit and I can't ride.
Please send manhunk Blue ipod 5th gen 16gb instead.