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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I punched chuckschuldiner in the arm (-10 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I pulled deenastars's hair (-5 points). In January I donated bone marrow to firstsin in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I bought porn for hermusedromance (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (235 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
sick_perfection