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I could write about a number of things on my mind but here is what I survive on generally:
13th ave fried rice:
One carrot
Green onion
Any other vegetable you got!
2 eggs(cheaper at asian markets)
Rice roomates left in the rice cooker to rott.(Note: 2 days left to rott produces more desireable results)
Bottle of vegetarian oyster sauce
Pinch of sugar
Garlic powder
Heat oil in pan, shred(hard) carrot and fry till somewhat softer, or a little glassy. Crack eggs and scramble like there's a canine unit coming for your loins. When eggs are cooked add rice, leisurley add oyster sauce, a pinch of garlic powder and the sugar. Mix around reduce heat and fry. Add green onion. Stir and drink as much as you can. Serve and devour.
Voss's green eggs and DAMN'!
Corn tortillas
2 eggs
Left over green salsa from the taco truck
Trader joes verde sauce works too
Sketchy shredded cheese(sketchy cause I didn't buy it or you've never seen it before and its half gone)
Oil in pan, heat that shit
Tear corn tortillas into pieces like your heart was torn out when the girl you liked went for the most boring lame douchebag youeve ever seen in your life instead of you. Let your feelings simmer a bit, but add a shit ton of verde sauce first. When absorbed add the eggs and scramble. Sprinkle that cheese. Add maybe a dash more salsa but then serve over some conversation with mr coffee. Good with black beans too if you got them.
International blvd afraido-sauce
Can of parmasean cheese
Small saucepan
99 cent pasta
Butter
Milk
Cook pasta according to if its pokeable with a fork or it wiggles when you put on a chubby checker record. Strain and set aside. In sauce pan, melt a tablespoon of butter. Heat then add pinch of milk n stir. Then take your cheap ass canned cheese and pour while stirring. Pretty soon it will smell funky, and george clinton will show up at your house. Let thicken on super super low heat and toss pasta back in to coat. Eat with:
Hey, we have bread!
Bread
Canned cheese
Butter
Butter your slice of bread and add the parmasean cheese. Broil when makeing internation blvd afraido sauce. When vaguley crispy eat.
A few staples.
13th ave fried rice:
One carrot
Green onion
Any other vegetable you got!
2 eggs(cheaper at asian markets)
Rice roomates left in the rice cooker to rott.(Note: 2 days left to rott produces more desireable results)
Bottle of vegetarian oyster sauce
Pinch of sugar
Garlic powder
Heat oil in pan, shred(hard) carrot and fry till somewhat softer, or a little glassy. Crack eggs and scramble like there's a canine unit coming for your loins. When eggs are cooked add rice, leisurley add oyster sauce, a pinch of garlic powder and the sugar. Mix around reduce heat and fry. Add green onion. Stir and drink as much as you can. Serve and devour.
Voss's green eggs and DAMN'!
Corn tortillas
2 eggs
Left over green salsa from the taco truck
Trader joes verde sauce works too
Sketchy shredded cheese(sketchy cause I didn't buy it or you've never seen it before and its half gone)
Oil in pan, heat that shit
Tear corn tortillas into pieces like your heart was torn out when the girl you liked went for the most boring lame douchebag youeve ever seen in your life instead of you. Let your feelings simmer a bit, but add a shit ton of verde sauce first. When absorbed add the eggs and scramble. Sprinkle that cheese. Add maybe a dash more salsa but then serve over some conversation with mr coffee. Good with black beans too if you got them.
International blvd afraido-sauce
Can of parmasean cheese
Small saucepan
99 cent pasta
Butter
Milk
Cook pasta according to if its pokeable with a fork or it wiggles when you put on a chubby checker record. Strain and set aside. In sauce pan, melt a tablespoon of butter. Heat then add pinch of milk n stir. Then take your cheap ass canned cheese and pour while stirring. Pretty soon it will smell funky, and george clinton will show up at your house. Let thicken on super super low heat and toss pasta back in to coat. Eat with:
Hey, we have bread!
Bread
Canned cheese
Butter
Butter your slice of bread and add the parmasean cheese. Broil when makeing internation blvd afraido sauce. When vaguley crispy eat.
A few staples.