RIP WIP Challenge
What's a summer camp without ghosts? This is the RIP WIP ("Rest in peace, works in progress") challenge: Take those fragments of sick!Wilson creations that have been haunting you with their unfinishedness and post them in comments here. Bury them, mourn them, and let them go.
House's VoiceMail:
Monday 5/23/2011 6:13 pm
1) House are you insane? Thank God no one is seriously hurt. Julie called the police and they're on the way. It would be best if you go straight to the police station. Call me back.
Monday 5/23/2011 6:59 pm
2) The police are still taking statements. The ambulances are still here too. I think Cuddy is in shock, they're going to transport her to be safe. Julie's husband has cuts from glass and falling debris. I … think my wrist might be broken. Call me from the police station.
Monday 5/23/2011 8:30 pm
3) House call me back, damnit! You can't just walk away from this!
Monday 5/23/2011 8:53 pm
4) Julie and her husband are pressing assault with a deadly weapon. Cuddy's still at the hospital. There's a restraining order. You can't go near the hospital either. Call me!
Monday 5/23/2011 10:12 pm
5) I've left the emergency room. Cuddy is … Julie is taking her home with her. The house is taped off as a crime scene and may not be structurally sound. Rachel was with Cuddy's mother, but she brought her to the hospital. That woman is completely unhinged. And did it occur to you that Rachel could have been in there, House? Call me back, you selfish insufferable bastard!
Tuesday 5/24/2011 1:36 am
6) They're checking the bars for you and your apartment is staked out. Cuddy gave them the loft as a potential refuge, so I'm staked out too. You need to turn yourself in as soon as you sober up, House. Delaying this will make things a hundred times worse.
Tuesday 5/24/2011 4:14 pm
7) I don't know what rathole you've hidden yourself in, but this isn't going to just go away, House. You've got to man up and deal with this … at least let me know you're ok.
Tuesday 5/24/2011 11:46 pm
8) House enough is enough. I know you have your phone. I know you're getting my messages.
Wednesday 5/25/2011 12:30 pm
9) My wrist isn't broken. I can't remember if I told you it was. Cuddy is ok. Everybody is ok physically … you need to turn yourself in before this gets worse. I'm talking to people. I need to hear from you.
Wednesday 5/25/2011 5:49 pm
10) Stacy is going to help. Call her if you won't call me. Please, House.
Thursday 5/26/2011 9:10 pm
11) I'm scared, House. Does that make you happy? Call me!
Friday 5/27/2011 10:45 pm
12) Please, House. Are you … I need to know you ok. Please.
Saturday 5/27/2011 2:00 pm
13) I'm not going to lecture. I just need to hear from you.
Saturday 5/27/2011 6:15 pm
14) House, it's me. Call me at 555-1212. It's a disposable prepaid phone. There's no record of it.
Sunday 5/28/2011 7:12 pm
15) Please House … it's been too long. Please call me.
Monday 5/29/2011 8:00 pm
16) I don't even know if you're alive. Don't do this House. Please.
Tuesday 5/30/2011 11:30 pm
17) I can't keep doing this House. I don't want to give up on you even though that's what you obviously want. I'm here. 555-1212. But I won't call again.
Thursday 6/1/2011 1:47 am
18) Please. Twenty years, House. Twenty years. Please. Get a message to me, please.
Saturday 6/3/2011 4:06 pm
19) Do you hate me this much? Are you even … House I need to know you're alive. Send a note. Send a pigeon, damn it. Don't talk to me … just don't let me think you're dead.
Sunday 6/4/2011 2:58 am
20) I thought we were - thought we were friends. I thought I could … count on you and you can count on me and we can always get - get through the shit, House why won't you call me and I won't yell at you I swear but I'm scared House I wanna talk so don't hate me too because I'm your friend House I'm your friend …
Monday 6/5/2011 10:57 am
21) Cuddy is leaving PPTH. You're gone. Now I'm the one who is alone. Why, House? Did it all mean so little? Did I mean so little? I can't call anymore. I can't.
Friday 6/9/2011 9:45 pm
22) House … last chance. Get a message to me.
Saturday 6/17/2011 11:38 pm
23) I'm here. I'll always be here. I just wanted to tell you that. I really can't do this anymore, House. Just … call me ok? I'm … here.
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This seems pretty complete as is, though. Were you thinking of adding anything in particular?
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