Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various

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[sydpenguinbunny]

Okay, so I got "blind"... Stay tuned folks :D

[sydpenguinbunny]

This whole moving in with House again thing wasn't working out that well for Wilson. There were a number of reasons why this was a bad idea, but the worst had to be the hookers. If House had just told him when they'd be there, he would have just stayed away. But instead, they kept... being there, when he awoke. And then there was the time that one, after too much to drink, collapsed in Wilson's bed instead of House's. When Wilson awoke, he had the sense of a strange and disturbing form next to him, and he jerked up and screamed. Unfortunately for Wilson, he jerked up right into one the prostitute's fake nails - if Wilson could remember, he'd swear it was the middle one. But he couldn't remember, because he was too busy clutching his eye and screaming in utter pain.

After the cornea surgery, House said he was very sorry. Very, very sorry.

[menolly_au]

I always thought House having all those hookers was a bad idea but that's one hazard I hadn't thought of. Ouch!

[damigella_314]

I don't know about blindness, but the one person I know who needed the ER for cornea lesions had her toddler stick a cookie in her eye. So glad I wear glasses.

[menolly_au]

Ok I'm game

[menolly_au]

#20 - Shot
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He didn't know what had happened at first. Somebody had yelled out 'Doctor House' and Wilson had turned to see who it was, House had kept walking. Then there was a thudding noise, and he felt something punch him in the chest. He was struggling to breathe. Then he was on the ground and looking at the blood on his clothes and on his hands. Somebody screamed and there was a loud cracking noise and then a gun fell to the floor in front of him. Then House was kneeling there, his hands pulling at Wilson's clothes, fear written all over his face. The last thought Wilson had before the world went dark was that at least it hadn't been House this time.

[damigella_314]

I hope this isn't meant as a death!fic. The key idea reminded me of http://mer-duff.livejournal.com/10430.html (that's on of my all-time favorite fics). I'm impressed at how you managed to be heartbreaking in so few words (and, even more, in 14 minutes - are you on SPEED?).

[menolly_au]

No, no, I would never do that to Wilson :) He wakes up in the ICU with House sittingly lovingly by his bedside, holding his hand - well maybe not the hand holding :) Yes, I had that fic in mind a bit :)

[damigella_314]

let me try this.

[damigella_314]

Here's a drabble for #28 (STD)

“House, stop drinking my milkshake.”
“I thought two drinking straws meant we were to share. Plus, I like chocolate.”
"Damn you, House. How could you not know you were a carrier for HSV2?"
"How would I? It’s asymptomatic, you moron."
"Usually asymptomatic. You could have used a condom."
"It would have only reduced the risk, and greatly diminished my pleasure."
"Oh, because I'm so enjoying myself now!"
"Come on, it's not life-threatening. And it’s not like you wanted me to wear one, either."
Wilson licked his lips.
"No, I didn’t. Order me another milkshake, will you? Strawberry this time."

Herpetic gingivostomatitis is often the initial presentation during the first herpes infection. It is of greater severity than herpes labialis which is often the subsequent presentations.

[menolly_au]

Oh well, now they're both infected they'll have to just stay together :)

[damigella_314]

I think this is a bit of a weak motivation :). What Wilson is thinking about when he licks his lips, after House says "it’s not like you wanted me to wear one, either," is a much better one ;-).

[antiquixotic]

I'll give this a shot.

[antiquixotic]

05: Mugged

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“Hold still, you big baby,” House grumbled, grabbing Wilson's chin when the man flinched away. Digging his fingers into his friend's jaw to hold him steady, he ran a swab over the long, thin wound that bisected a bushy eyebrow and curved perilously close to the lacrimal gland above Wilson's right eye.

“My apologies,” Wilson said somewhat breathlessly, his eyes stinging from the alcohol fumes. House felt a private relief when the involuntary tears welling up in the wounded eye ran clear, with no sign of bloody discharge. “It's just hard to be calm when some jackass is jabbing his fingers into the gaping wound in my face.House proved him a liar when he snorted and dropped the swab, releasing Wilson's chin to hold the wound closed with a light, professional touch. “Don't exaggerate. This is barely a dehisce. A yawn at the most

[damigella_314]

A mugging in Princeton seems a tad unlikely, but who knows which seedy bar Wilson was getting out of :). Brilliant and perfectly written.

[OT: lovely icon as well!]

[antiquixotic]

Thanks so much! I'm very glad you liked it. :-)

[yarroway]

I'll try one.

[yarroway]

37: Wakes up missing a kidney

[flywoman]

Ah, so S7 was Wilson's worst nightmare. Makes perfect sense! LOL.

[yarroway]

LOL, yes.