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Germany is nothing else than a shameless nudist Nazi paradise beach. It is stuck in the center of Europe next to the Polish plumbers. They are of course best known for fighting wars, in particular with France, and winning penalty shootouts when playing football with England. Today Germany is best buddy to everybody, even with Russia, Britney Spears and the Taliban.
Although they do not like to admit it, Europe is owned by Germania and has been ever since Napoleon was gang-licked by Dachshunds whilst swimming in the Rhine. The European Union and actually the whole world is addicted to Germanic Oktoberfest, chocolate, beer, BMWs, bratwurst, and latex vixens, and their money, and their Pope.
The average German is comprised of 12 right angles and 1 million trillion brain cells. They are known for their rigid appearance, which they attain each morning by ironing their shirts, pants, hats, and skin to achieve the sharpest possible creases. Germans are one of the few people in the world who communicate love and affection either with intelligent discussions or via glaring or while spanking their tight asses.
The beautiful German capital Berlingrad is frequently invaded by drunk hens and stags for cheap celebrations. Porn parties with blond Rhine maidens are a famous tourist attraction for all international visitors. Orgies (German: "Rudelbums") are usually conducted while listening to techno or Rammstein.
((Mun found too many hilarious things later in the article, here's just a few...))
World War I
Also known as the Great Music Wars. Franz Ferdinand of Austria and the Kaiser Chiefs of Germany had an ongoing battle for world chart supremacy, decades of violence had gone on between the two rivals, so Franz Ferdinand released a single called “Take me out” which was an offer of peace, asking the Kaiser Chiefs to go out for a nice Bratwurst and a pint of beer with them and talk things over.
The Berlin Wall
Built in 499 AD by the citizens of Berlingrad, former Capital of Germany prior to Dschinghiskhanistan. The Wall was built to outdo Hadrian’s Wall and the Great Wall of China, however they ran out of Lego and the result was a wall being much shorter in length and height than these other walls. This caused mass depression and the wall was finally pulled apart in 1989. Little did they know that Hadrian’s Wall and the Great Wall of China both used Lego covered with Kryptonite.
Still to this day nobody knows why the Germans chose to use the English word "unification" instead of the German word "Schtockenpflockenmachenheitchenhelterkeitschlopfelnofflelnoplefleffelnschnitzel".
Germany's chief export is the umlaut (ä, ö, ü) and the occasional ß. Germany also tops in the export of germs, and as its name suggests, they have many of them.
Germans are a talented bunch of sexy engineers, forceful leaders and intelligent entertainers.
Beer, getting nude in city parks, doing vocal mime, being twats, getting nude on ‘’reserved by the British’’ sun-loungers, eating sausages, building shitty walls, making prestigious cars, and somehow being outbred by the French.
Because of rising levels of lameness, many Germans speak English.
hmmmm.
Although they do not like to admit it, Europe is owned by Germania and has been ever since Napoleon was gang-licked by Dachshunds whilst swimming in the Rhine. The European Union and actually the whole world is addicted to Germanic Oktoberfest, chocolate, beer, BMWs, bratwurst, and latex vixens, and their money, and their Pope.
The average German is comprised of 12 right angles and 1 million trillion brain cells. They are known for their rigid appearance, which they attain each morning by ironing their shirts, pants, hats, and skin to achieve the sharpest possible creases. Germans are one of the few people in the world who communicate love and affection either with intelligent discussions or via glaring or while spanking their tight asses.
The beautiful German capital Berlingrad is frequently invaded by drunk hens and stags for cheap celebrations. Porn parties with blond Rhine maidens are a famous tourist attraction for all international visitors. Orgies (German: "Rudelbums") are usually conducted while listening to techno or Rammstein.
((Mun found too many hilarious things later in the article, here's just a few...))
World War I
Also known as the Great Music Wars. Franz Ferdinand of Austria and the Kaiser Chiefs of Germany had an ongoing battle for world chart supremacy, decades of violence had gone on between the two rivals, so Franz Ferdinand released a single called “Take me out” which was an offer of peace, asking the Kaiser Chiefs to go out for a nice Bratwurst and a pint of beer with them and talk things over.
The Berlin Wall
Built in 499 AD by the citizens of Berlingrad, former Capital of Germany prior to Dschinghiskhanistan. The Wall was built to outdo Hadrian’s Wall and the Great Wall of China, however they ran out of Lego and the result was a wall being much shorter in length and height than these other walls. This caused mass depression and the wall was finally pulled apart in 1989. Little did they know that Hadrian’s Wall and the Great Wall of China both used Lego covered with Kryptonite.
Still to this day nobody knows why the Germans chose to use the English word "unification" instead of the German word "Schtockenpflockenmachenheitchenhelterkeitschlopfelnofflelnoplefleffelnschnitzel".
Germany's chief export is the umlaut (ä, ö, ü) and the occasional ß. Germany also tops in the export of germs, and as its name suggests, they have many of them.
Germans are a talented bunch of sexy engineers, forceful leaders and intelligent entertainers.
Beer, getting nude in city parks, doing vocal mime, being twats, getting nude on ‘’reserved by the British’’ sun-loungers, eating sausages, building shitty walls, making prestigious cars, and somehow being outbred by the French.
Because of rising levels of lameness, many Germans speak English.
hmmmm.