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Two entries in one day??!! Someone is bored senseless and caffinated to the heavens.
Someone told me to try this and I was just desperate enough to do it. Type your name and the word "needs" in quotes on google. (ie. "Kate needs")and see what you come up with. Here's mine:
"Cocaine Kate needs to be genuine." (maybe I should just focus on kicking the coke habit first?, thanks for the nifty nickname though)
"Kate needs a hand...more correctly she needs a tooth...a few teeth." (Hey!)
"Kate needs better keyboard usability." (???)
"Kate needs more than just a glad bag of coke for an evening." (you mean, like two or three glad bags of coke?)
"Kate needs to go back to living in her car and and working at the diner." (You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard that. Especially from my parents.)
"Kate needs to hear about my victories over temptation and about my sexual.." (no, no I really don't thanks.)
"Kate Needs A Shave". (um, fuck off, I like my five o'clock shadow)
"Kate needs to get rid of Pete Doherty." (Aw, do i have to? I luvs ma sweaty, coked-out manwhore!)
...So there are apparently a lot of drug addicted, toothless, hairy deadbeat Kates around. It's making me feel pretty good about myself actually. Oh and thanks to our sponsor Kate Moss for representin' the name really well.
AND THE ALL OUT FUCKING WINNER OF ALL TIME:
"Kate needs a priest."
*cough* Bless me, Father, for I have sinned:
Yeah, I know, Morrissey...I know. *hangs head in shame*
Someone told me to try this and I was just desperate enough to do it. Type your name and the word "needs" in quotes on google. (ie. "Kate needs")and see what you come up with. Here's mine:
"Cocaine Kate needs to be genuine." (maybe I should just focus on kicking the coke habit first?, thanks for the nifty nickname though)
"Kate needs a hand...more correctly she needs a tooth...a few teeth." (Hey!)
"Kate needs better keyboard usability." (???)
"Kate needs more than just a glad bag of coke for an evening." (you mean, like two or three glad bags of coke?)
"Kate needs to go back to living in her car and and working at the diner." (You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard that. Especially from my parents.)
"Kate needs to hear about my victories over temptation and about my sexual.." (no, no I really don't thanks.)
"Kate Needs A Shave". (um, fuck off, I like my five o'clock shadow)
"Kate needs to get rid of Pete Doherty." (Aw, do i have to? I luvs ma sweaty, coked-out manwhore!)
...So there are apparently a lot of drug addicted, toothless, hairy deadbeat Kates around. It's making me feel pretty good about myself actually. Oh and thanks to our sponsor Kate Moss for representin' the name really well.
AND THE ALL OUT FUCKING WINNER OF ALL TIME:
"Kate needs a priest."
*cough* Bless me, Father, for I have sinned:
Yeah, I know, Morrissey...I know. *hangs head in shame*