Soooooo
Another year is ending. Most of it was good. Some of it was bad. Some of it was kinda strange. Met some new people, and lost some old ones. Oh well, you can't change the past. As Dane Cook puts it when you cut in line you never look back, YOU LOOK TOWARDS THE FUTURE. Nothing big really happened in the year 2006 anyway.
What could possibly make 2007 better? Getting a million dollars? Getting a BILLION dollars? BECOMING THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD?! No way jose, the only thing that could make 2007 better is if I got out more. Oh yeah, and for my dog to grow up and stop whining like a little girl when I leave him home alone.
I was just watching some of this show on the History Channel. The show was called "Last Days on Earth". What an awesome name for a Show. They were counting 7 ways life could be wiped from the face of the earth. I only saw the first one (number 7). It was Gamma Ray Bursts. Man, I hope a Gamma Ray Burst NEVER hits the earth while i'm living on it. Fuck all that shit. I'm not burning alive. I don't want a crazy sunburn on my skin. I don't want the cells on my body to stop. I don't want to try and walk outside one day and combust. FUCK THAT SHOW. I'm interested in watching it, but it's way too scary to even hear the shit that could happen to all of us. Comets hitting earth?! Gamma Ray Bursts hitting earth?! Super-intelligent computers taking over the planet?! It's way too late to be watching about how the eradication of earth could possibly happen in 7 different but all similar ways.
Anyway, i'm out. Laaaaater.
What could possibly make 2007 better? Getting a million dollars? Getting a BILLION dollars? BECOMING THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD?! No way jose, the only thing that could make 2007 better is if I got out more. Oh yeah, and for my dog to grow up and stop whining like a little girl when I leave him home alone.
I was just watching some of this show on the History Channel. The show was called "Last Days on Earth". What an awesome name for a Show. They were counting 7 ways life could be wiped from the face of the earth. I only saw the first one (number 7). It was Gamma Ray Bursts. Man, I hope a Gamma Ray Burst NEVER hits the earth while i'm living on it. Fuck all that shit. I'm not burning alive. I don't want a crazy sunburn on my skin. I don't want the cells on my body to stop. I don't want to try and walk outside one day and combust. FUCK THAT SHOW. I'm interested in watching it, but it's way too scary to even hear the shit that could happen to all of us. Comets hitting earth?! Gamma Ray Bursts hitting earth?! Super-intelligent computers taking over the planet?! It's way too late to be watching about how the eradication of earth could possibly happen in 7 different but all similar ways.
Anyway, i'm out. Laaaaater.