Texas Joke
Most everyone knows that I moved to California from Texas and love a good Texas joke. Here's the most recent one:
A Texas man went to the Catholic church and asked to join.
The priest said "OK, but you have to pass a small Bible test first."
The question is, "Where was Jesus born?"
The man thought a minute and said, "Longview."
The priest said, "Sorry, you can't join our church."
So, he went down the road to a Methodist church and asked to join.
The preacher said, "We'd love to have you, but you have to pass a
Bible test first. Where was Jesus born?"
The man said quickly, "Tyler."
The preacher said, "No way can you join our church."
Sooo... he goes to the Baptist church and asked if he could join.
The preacher said, "That's great, we welcome you."
The man said, "I don't have to pass a Bible test first?"
The preacher said, "No."
The man said, "Can I ask you a question then? Where was Jesus born?"
The preacher said, "Palestine."
The man mumbled to himself, "I knew it was somewhere in East Texas!"
A Texas man went to the Catholic church and asked to join.
The priest said "OK, but you have to pass a small Bible test first."
The question is, "Where was Jesus born?"
The man thought a minute and said, "Longview."
The priest said, "Sorry, you can't join our church."
So, he went down the road to a Methodist church and asked to join.
The preacher said, "We'd love to have you, but you have to pass a
Bible test first. Where was Jesus born?"
The man said quickly, "Tyler."
The preacher said, "No way can you join our church."
Sooo... he goes to the Baptist church and asked if he could join.
The preacher said, "That's great, we welcome you."
The man said, "I don't have to pass a Bible test first?"
The preacher said, "No."
The man said, "Can I ask you a question then? Where was Jesus born?"
The preacher said, "Palestine."
The man mumbled to himself, "I knew it was somewhere in East Texas!"