Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday
ingecredible and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I pushed
elepantz69 in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (22 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
SiameseSatin7