Upside inside out...she's livin the vida loca!
So my Big buddy Sarah and I were texting the other day and we ended up having a funny ass conversation. For you to understand a little better of what were talking about Sarah is from hispanic descent and she is about 5'0 5'1? and I am "asain". Thats right I'm fucking asain.
C: Sarah I have come to the conclusion that I am asain.
S: Just say you were kidding.
C: Nope I'm not.
S: Why? Please for me lil' buddy. This is from a Big buddy to a lil' one...lol
C: No dude I'm asian. You will have to deal with it.
S:Fucking Asain.
C: Beaner
S: Lol fuck you. I'll run your ass over with my low rider, bitch.
C: You mean your low ride lawn mower.
S: HAHAHA fuck you. I'll blindfold your ass with floss and beat the shit out of you.
C: Haha yah if you can reach my head.
S:Hahahaha LAME! I swear to god kiddo the next time I see you I'm gonna pick you up and dip you latino style.
C: Hah okay Ricky Martin
S: Shut the hell up William Hung.
C: Go eat a taco.
S: Go eat some rice.
C: Better be careful I'm gonna get my crew on yo' ass border jumper.
S: Fuck you! You know you got to America from a boat all hidden in the basement sewing blankets and shit doing labor work.
C: Haha atleast I don't sell shitty ass weed. Strawberry picker go mow my lawn.
S: Atleast you can tell when I'm awake. Sew me a fucking shirt.
C: Hey Ricky are you livin' the vida loca?
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hahaha fun.