Olympics: Michael Phelps

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Does that really need an explanation?
This guy will be doing this for the rest of his final heats at the Olympics. Lochte is great and all, but Phelps PWNS in every way possible. XD (Tiger Woods in Speedos! xD)

His record so far:

5 finals
5 golds
5 world records

Oh, stop bragging you damn merman! xD Geez, that lead he gave the US in the 4 x 200m men freestyle relay was SO sad, it almost lost its awesomeness. Almost. Not to mention Lochte was in that team. I saw that lineup and it was a done deal. I believe everyone must have thought the same thing seeing Lochte and Phelps on the same team. xDDD

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The only thing Lochte has that can possibly pwn Phelps is his cute curls. xDDDD Ah, all hail Phelpster the Godly Merman, all you need to do after these Olympics is let the advertisement companies catfight over you and watch the money flow in~~  I don't care how Phelps denies it, somewhere along his family line lies a fish. Crushing his opponents in the 400m IM, even on the breaststroke legs (supposedly his "weakest" stroke), Phelps is praiseworthy.

And who can forget his scream when his team won the 4 x 100m relay! (The GREATEST RELAY EVER! xD)

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Ohohohoho! EAT YOUR HEART OUT SPITZ!!

xD Just kidding, you can't REALLY do that, hahaha. I want some of what Phelps' on! xD