12 hours of Harry Potter.
So.. I watched 12 hours Harry Potter, all 5 movies.
So frustrating...
But now I want to read HP books all over again. (Not going to, maybe later.) And I can't wait to see 6th.
The worst thing is that I could put all those 5 movies to one.
Okay, 1st I tell you short version of this 'this-is-how-it-really-goes' -movie:
Movie starts when this boy, Neville Longbottom, gets his remembrall.
But we know Neville, he lost it. (This is one of the main points in this movie)
Meanwhile our other main character Harry Potter (right) gets new friends:
(goofy) Ron Weasley (middle) and (smartass) Hermione Granger (left).
And ofc, Draco Marfoy (not in this pic, he is flying in the sky).
Hermione tells H. and R. about this magical Philosopher's Stone (made by Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore)
As you can quess, Harry tries to find this stone. But he doesn't know why, but he thinks this stone will help him to find Neville's remembrall.
So Harry goes to the Chamber of Secrets where he's being waited for Basilisk (lizard) and Professor Quirinus Quirrell who is Lord Voldemort who is really Tom Marvolo Riddle.
In the end stone disappears. No help from it.
Next year Hogwarts gets a new defence agains the dark arts master Professor Remus Lupin. He gives Harry a piece of chocolate everytime Harry meets dementors. Good deal isn't it?
Then there is this guy called Sirius Black (psychopathic killer, Harry's godfather and Remus' lover. He's not a real killer, but it makes him a little bit mysterious don't you think). But he escapes from Azkaban (castle of dementors and their slaves) and he flies away with Buckbeak (a flying chicken).
Suddenly Harry is running after Cedric, or Edward like he calls himself. The thing is that Cedric is trying to skip this part and go to Twilight. That's why Harry is so pissed off and he tries to talk some sence to Cedric but it isn't helping. Cedric or Edward fakes his dead and goes to Twilight where he meets Jacob Black (son of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black [werewolf + black]) and they live happily ever after.
So Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna and Ginny find Neville's remembrall in the room full of other remembralls.
But they notice that this Neville's remembrall really is Harry's. What a shock!
Harry gives up.
"It's so frustrating to run all over to find miserable glassball" ,he says.
So they go to Hogwarts to wait 6th movie. I hope they don't jump to Twilight or other teenage movie like Edward Cedric.
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The main point of this movie is to watch Ron and Hermione falling in love each others.
But we know there was something going on with Hermione and Victor Krum, but let's not mention this to Ron.
Hermione should have at least one secret lover!
Particularly when bookworm (Hermione) turned a princess and she found her prince (Victor).
And what's coming to Harry.. He was never in loved with Cho Chang or Ginny Weasley or Ron.
And what Draco did in this movie?
He sented love letters to Harry. Ofc, what else you thought?
(Oh yeah, Draco and Harry dreamed each other naked, all the time.)
And this is movie full of romance. Ron and Hermione. Hermione and Victor. Ron and Fleur Delacour. Remus and Sirius. Harry and Draco. Neville, Luna and Ginny (scream for threesome).
P.S. Sirius is not dead!
Hope you had fun! ^-^
Lol, waiting for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
So frustrating...
But now I want to read HP books all over again. (Not going to, maybe later.) And I can't wait to see 6th.
The worst thing is that I could put all those 5 movies to one.
Okay, 1st I tell you short version of this 'this-is-how-it-really-goes' -movie:
Movie starts when this boy, Neville Longbottom, gets his remembrall.
But we know Neville, he lost it. (This is one of the main points in this movie)
Meanwhile our other main character Harry Potter (right) gets new friends:
(goofy) Ron Weasley (middle) and (smartass) Hermione Granger (left).
And ofc, Draco Marfoy (not in this pic, he is flying in the sky).
Hermione tells H. and R. about this magical Philosopher's Stone (made by Nicholas Flamel and Albus Dumbledore)
As you can quess, Harry tries to find this stone. But he doesn't know why, but he thinks this stone will help him to find Neville's remembrall.
So Harry goes to the Chamber of Secrets where he's being waited for Basilisk (lizard) and Professor Quirinus Quirrell who is Lord Voldemort who is really Tom Marvolo Riddle.
In the end stone disappears. No help from it.
Next year Hogwarts gets a new defence agains the dark arts master Professor Remus Lupin. He gives Harry a piece of chocolate everytime Harry meets dementors. Good deal isn't it?
Then there is this guy called Sirius Black (psychopathic killer, Harry's godfather and Remus' lover. He's not a real killer, but it makes him a little bit mysterious don't you think). But he escapes from Azkaban (castle of dementors and their slaves) and he flies away with Buckbeak (a flying chicken).
Suddenly Harry is running after Cedric, or Edward like he calls himself. The thing is that Cedric is trying to skip this part and go to Twilight. That's why Harry is so pissed off and he tries to talk some sence to Cedric but it isn't helping. Cedric or Edward fakes his dead and goes to Twilight where he meets Jacob Black (son of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black [werewolf + black]) and they live happily ever after.
So Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna and Ginny find Neville's remembrall in the room full of other remembralls.
But they notice that this Neville's remembrall really is Harry's. What a shock!
Harry gives up.
"It's so frustrating to run all over to find miserable glassball" ,he says.
So they go to Hogwarts to wait 6th movie. I hope they don't jump to Twilight or other teenage movie like Edward Cedric.
++
The main point of this movie is to watch Ron and Hermione falling in love each others.
But we know there was something going on with Hermione and Victor Krum, but let's not mention this to Ron.
Hermione should have at least one secret lover!
Particularly when bookworm (Hermione) turned a princess and she found her prince (Victor).
And what's coming to Harry.. He was never in loved with Cho Chang or Ginny Weasley or Ron.
And what Draco did in this movie?
He sented love letters to Harry. Ofc, what else you thought?
(Oh yeah, Draco and Harry dreamed each other naked, all the time.)
And this is movie full of romance. Ron and Hermione. Hermione and Victor. Ron and Fleur Delacour. Remus and Sirius. Harry and Draco. Neville, Luna and Ginny (scream for threesome).
P.S. Sirius is not dead!
Hope you had fun! ^-^
Lol, waiting for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince