a smiley story by shylah

Aug 22, 2004 22:59

one day i was down at the beaches, eating a cone on the boardwalk
when along came blink 182
. they were getting ready to perform that night for a small and intimate venue. since i cant stand this band i decided to throw some
at them! ohhhh i am famous for that one
. they turned and saw me standing there with the eggs in my hand and the came after me with bats!
i ran for my life!!!
after a few blocks i had lost them, so i decided to go get a drink at a local bar...
i grabbed a beer... then another
ok so i had a few more....
i felt like dancing!!!!
this really hot dude
came up to me and said
so i said
so we got up and went to smoke a big fatty. while out in the back alley we heared a noise
so ran around the corner to take a look... there was a drag queen dressed as cher
and she was screaming at another drag queen dressed as
madonna who happend to have her
hanging out her miny skirt!! i laughed sooooo hard
i cried. since i had so many drinks i really had to pee, so i ran all the way back home
.
the end
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