"I am not a nugget!"
"Snap, Crackle, Pray! It's CHRIST KRISPIES, the first cereal officially endorsed by Jesus! Not only are Christ Krispies low in fat, they're also high in moral fiber! We guarantee that they'll be good from your first breakfast to your last supper. Heck, they're "resurrexcellent!"
Be sure to pick them up at your local HeavenEleven. (Also don't miss our "Pope-Tarts," "Cap'm Christ," and NEW "MessiahMcMuffin!")"