"Wasn't," Karla supplied, relaxing a bit. Her concern gave way to humor; she'd been on the island long enough to understand what that meant. "So now I have to ask--so was that a feminine screech of surprise I heard, or a manly yelp of dismay?"
Karla wasn't about to help with the pink, either. Sorry, Hinata. She was about to make it exponentially worse.
"Actually," she drawled, grin bypassing mischievous and careening towards downright evil, "you can help me figure something out." She leaned in and whispered.
"So, back home there's a rumor about Eyriens and I kind of wondered if it holds here as well. Is it true that the wingspan is directly proportional to certain parts of the...anatomy?" She bit her lip, trying not to laugh. "Inquiring minds want to know."
[MY CANON REQUIRED I MAKE THIS JOKE, DAMMIT. REQUIRED.]
"I'm asking a purely academic question here, Hinata!" Karla protested, trying to look innocent. It almost certainly wasn't working, but the attempt was there. "Don't you want to contribute to science!"
"Anatomy and Physiology, of course," Karla breezed, totally not making that up on the fly. "Knowing the relative proportions of things is important for...understanding. Yes."
"Hinata!" Karla adopted her most tragic expression. "Would I do that? Make up an elaborate ruse just to ask you embarrassing questions? I'm hurt. I may cry, you know. Brink of tears, that's me."
Honestly, it just felt good to just laugh and tease someone after the weekend. It felt very...light.
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She waved one hand helplessly. "There was a... situation," Hinata managed. "No one is hurt."
Except, perhaps, Warren's pride.
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Sorry, Hinata. Karla'd had a stressful couple of weeks. She was a little uptight.
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She reddened.
"He was a bird," Hinata explained. "And then he..."
Well. Hadn't been?
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"A bit of both," she confessed. "Neither of us had expected it."
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"Actually," she drawled, grin bypassing mischievous and careening towards downright evil, "you can help me figure something out." She leaned in and whispered.
"So, back home there's a rumor about Eyriens and I kind of wondered if it holds here as well. Is it true that the wingspan is directly proportional to certain parts of the...anatomy?" She bit her lip, trying not to laugh. "Inquiring minds want to know."
[MY CANON REQUIRED I MAKE THIS JOKE, DAMMIT. REQUIRED.]
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And then she flailed, half laughing half traumatized and all embarrassed. "I w-wouldn't--you... you... Karla!"
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But she was still partly laughing even as her face flamed. Karla shouldn't take her too seriously there.
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"How is an inquiry like th-that for science?"
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Also: still blushing. This was a normal state for Hinata.
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Honestly, it just felt good to just laugh and tease someone after the weekend. It felt very...light.
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(Hopefully.)
"If you wanted to ask embarrassing questions," she said innocently, "isn't it best to go right to the source of your curiosity?"
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