Miley Cyrus = Godawful singer/actress (if you can even call her that), but a genius to heartbreaks
If Miley Cyrus can teach me anything, it's how to move on from old loves, quickly and painlessly.
http://new.ca.music.yahoo.com/blogs/musictoob/15238/miley-cyrusjustin-gaston-break-up-cry-twitter-about-it-and-then-move-on-surprisingly-fast
Oh, how I'd also love to be an emotionless bitch. That would be wonderful, and maybe even boost up my self-esteem. I'm not fucking kidding.
But I'm guessing that it was the country bumpkin-tease that did the breaking up. If it was Gaston who had broken up with her first, I bet she'd be all whiny with tears and then write a horrific album-worth of screechy songs about how she'll ruin him, just like how she said she'll ruin Radiohead. As Bender had sang in Bender's Big Score, "Oh, won't someone just shoot her, please, and put us out of our misery?"
Also, that Gaston chap is pretty stupid to date an annoying little teenybopper, and him being a (young) adult.
News Flash: Dating little children WON'T make you feel young again, but it may develop pedophilic desires in you as you grow older and get laid a lot more. And most foremost, it'll invoke asshole-ish comments and contempt from millions of people, even from losers like myself. Trust me, you being hated by ME, shy_riotgirl, would be the worst humiliation ever.
Ah, but Gaston does sound like a French name. No wonder...