oh, Stalin, i'm fallin'. falling in a great big way for you.
so there's this ugly great white shark cat that stalks the neighborhood by night, with a big ugly persian face (big, bug eyes, boot to the nose kind of kitty) who i swear, is the feline incarnate of the Godfather with a bell around his neck.
you couldn't fit his head in a milk crate.
he nearly beat the hell out of Jessica's kitten after i threw him outside for pissing on my Bauhaus poster. we heard them rustling in the bushes the other night, after a lot of low, scary cat bellows. if he would have eaten the little fucker, i wouldn't have to take him to the humane society tomorrow.
lord. i hate cats. but justin fears them. it's pretty HULLARIOUS to see a grown black man curl away from 2 three-pound kittens. he says it's because of all the bacteria hiding under their little claws, so if they scratch his legs he feels death seep under his skin.
kayleigh, i miss you. come home. bring brooke & carley & tara back with you.
i'm in the mood for some perkins. the stacking & unstacking of the jelly preserves. apricot, grape, strawberry.
there are swat team costumes waiting for all of us at savers.
this sonofabitch is a child killer.
"hold the coffee while i stab and spill her!
& drop the sugar cause it's only filler"
& everyone's asking for cream tonight.
i leave you with a few words of irony. i don't know who of you is familiar with John List & his slaughtered family, but he killed them all and laid them out on his living room floor, and then sat down and ate dinner alone. he said it was mercy - they were going to be poor, they didn't have enough money to take care of the wifey & two kids. one of the detectives was especially drawn to the chandelier hanging above the bodies.
come to discover it was a Tiffany .. worth about 1.75 million.
... & like the prosecutors say: he may be crazy, but he's not insane.
i love A&E.
you couldn't fit his head in a milk crate.
he nearly beat the hell out of Jessica's kitten after i threw him outside for pissing on my Bauhaus poster. we heard them rustling in the bushes the other night, after a lot of low, scary cat bellows. if he would have eaten the little fucker, i wouldn't have to take him to the humane society tomorrow.
lord. i hate cats. but justin fears them. it's pretty HULLARIOUS to see a grown black man curl away from 2 three-pound kittens. he says it's because of all the bacteria hiding under their little claws, so if they scratch his legs he feels death seep under his skin.
kayleigh, i miss you. come home. bring brooke & carley & tara back with you.
i'm in the mood for some perkins. the stacking & unstacking of the jelly preserves. apricot, grape, strawberry.
there are swat team costumes waiting for all of us at savers.
this sonofabitch is a child killer.
"hold the coffee while i stab and spill her!
& drop the sugar cause it's only filler"
& everyone's asking for cream tonight.
i leave you with a few words of irony. i don't know who of you is familiar with John List & his slaughtered family, but he killed them all and laid them out on his living room floor, and then sat down and ate dinner alone. he said it was mercy - they were going to be poor, they didn't have enough money to take care of the wifey & two kids. one of the detectives was especially drawn to the chandelier hanging above the bodies.
come to discover it was a Tiffany .. worth about 1.75 million.
... & like the prosecutors say: he may be crazy, but he's not insane.
i love A&E.