Bug bite on my Va-jay-nay!
I slept in a foreign bed. This bed has a spider co-inhabiting with me during the sleeping hours apparently, but never during day hours.
She bit me. It is swollen and red and fang-marked. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it even hurts to wear underwear. I am in a foul mood. Thank goodness that I am so tired i will pass out in mere moments.
Look here spider, i realize you do me a lot of good- you eat the mosquitoes that fly into your web, you make beautiful art work several times a day, you EVEN bring me a little joy as you walk across the floor. But bitch, please: if you bite my vulva again, your going to be in for a cold outside winter-- if you make it that long.
Much love,
The Blonde girl whose ASS you bit last night.
She bit me. It is swollen and red and fang-marked. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it even hurts to wear underwear. I am in a foul mood. Thank goodness that I am so tired i will pass out in mere moments.
Look here spider, i realize you do me a lot of good- you eat the mosquitoes that fly into your web, you make beautiful art work several times a day, you EVEN bring me a little joy as you walk across the floor. But bitch, please: if you bite my vulva again, your going to be in for a cold outside winter-- if you make it that long.
Much love,
The Blonde girl whose ASS you bit last night.