1) not dead yet just continuing hugely crashy & nonverbal, with trouble staying warm and weird asthma foo that feels like cold-triggered but isn't. Basically in survival mode till doctor visit next week.
2) No spoons at all do deal with the TSA awfulness; writing a letter seems impossible atm. But, if you have spoons,
Jim hines has an awesome post on responses, bad & good, with good linkses.
3) While I'm here, if you want a grin or a giggle,
Kate Nepveu has a delightful post on changing the words to Goodnight Moon, and her wee one's responses.
4) splat.