Aug 05, 2012 23:30
1. You were baited by Jun-kun. yes
2. Anything over 49kg is “fat”. no
3. The best dancer in Johnny’s is Ohno, period. absolutely
4. You’re forever daydreaming and imagining…about Arashi and you. i do alot even had dreams of them,one i was fighting robots with sho and nino
5. You save for NatsuCon…the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc. unfortunately no, i have no money to save
6. Only true idols get extremely popular after putting stockings over their head, wearing nipples shirts and daisy dukes. yeps
7. You’re envious of the Arashi FC members. yes i'm begging my mom to let me be one
8. You’re envious of anyone that lives in japan. yes
9. Every time a new single comes out, you bounce around the room in joy and watch the PV (promotional video) 19074546 times. yes
10. Despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all albums/singles. yes
11. The first kanji you memorized is 嵐 - “arashi”. no my first was "ichi" 一 thanks to bleach
12. And then the kanji of all the members’ names. yes
13. When speaking japanese you only know “male” dominates words such as “omae” “umai” “kuse”. no but i say them alot
14. Eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny. it's crazy but funny when ohno does it
15. When someone mentions ‘Bambi’, it’s Sho or Jun that you think of, not the Disney movie. yes sho
16. No matter how many times, you always cry when watchign Aiba read his letter on 24 hr TV. both me and my mom cried
17. You want a pet and his name is Momo. i call my friend Moses momo but that's before arashi
18. You name things after Arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD. yes, digital pets
19. The Sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after Arashi. never played
20. The best university in all of Japan is Keio, period. yes
21. You’ve bought a baby blue DS. yes and then i watched the commercial and found out i had the same one
22. You didn’t know Jun was the youngest. i knew
23. You didn’t know Ohno was the oldest. of course he is
24. Before Arashi, S&M was disturbing. Now it’s just an everyday part of life. nope i always found it funny
25. One of the main reasons your computer lives is to download Arashi stuff. yes and games
26. You’ve cried after your hard drive crashed. yes all five times
27. No matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full. yep
28. You’ve sat your friends down and began the history on Arashi. yes and now i have one who's a fan and the other always reading fanfics and watching show's with me.. all my friends are sho biased
29. Your friends can put names to faces. two can
30. When asked if you have a boyfriend, you have casually said “yes” and pictured one of the members. no but i do picture them
31. You wish that Johnny’s stuff wouldn’t be so expensive. exactly!
32. Spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out. no
33. There is an Arashi photo that you see everyday - on a car, pencil case, wallet, planner… yes
34. Your cell phone wallpaper is Arashi. yes multi screen too, sho, aiba, ohno and nino on my lock screen
35. Your cell phone ring tone is Arashi. yes but its sho's rap remix
36. Aiba has the best English in all of Japan. it's cute.
37. December 24th is not Christmas Eve, it is “Aiba’s Birthday”. yes
38. When going to karaoke you sing at least 1 Arashi song. AT LEAST. i dont go to karaoke
39. When singing in the car or anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus…unconsciously. ALWAYS
40. You’ve been jealous of animals. no i'm more jealous of their hairstylist and stylist they get to touch them^^
41. You read “asahi” as “arashi”. no
42. The best actor in Japan is Nino, period. In Asia! Period! sorry but ohno is awesome
43. Short guys is DEFINITELY okay. of course all of my crushes were shorter than me
44. Guys with bad skin is okay too. hey it happens
45. Guys skinnier than me, that’s okay too. yeah they're lucky
46. Arashi is the best group, ever. when someone says “captain” or “leader”, the first person you think of is Ohno. yep
47. Sometimes you hear “Nino” instead of “Nemo”. no
48. Therefore you buy Nemo things thinking of Nino. no
49. Ohno should be a world-renowned artist. i wish
50. You’ve come to tolerate/love other Johnny’s artists because of Arashi. nope i dont try i love others but not because of arashi i found out about them last
51. You’ve pulled all-nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports. yes i get bored
52. Sometimes you wonder if Arashi are idols or comedians or cute little kids. no theyre cute little kids who are comedian idols
53. You start off with a favorite Arashi song, but soon after you can’t decide. i have 120 favourites
54. You plan on going to Japan because of Arashi. nope ever since five years ago, arashi i found out about only two years ago
55. You start giggling to yourself after finding something “Japanese”. i dont giggle
56. When you meet someone Japanese the first thing you want to do is ask is whether they know Arashi. no i eased dropped into his conversation at the airport and translated for my mom, he had a meeting at four
57. Nino should be a professional song writer. totally
58. The only man that can pull off a belly button ring is Sho. i like belly rings anyway never knew there was something wrong with that but nipple ring....
59. Neon-colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion......i'm sorry but no
60. When someone says “tension” you think “Aiba.” no
61. Your parents know Arashi songs and the members’ name.yup my mom watched their concert and she likes sho and jun and keeps telling me nino looks normal and that ohno looks out of it. and my dad knows nothing about me so...
62. Gotten into a fight with siblings about Arashi. no only child^^
63. Have Arashi posters but won’t put them up because you’re afraid you’ll ruin them. no
64. When people pronounces Nino’s name wrong it annoys you. yes but that's with anyone's name
65. Like to yell out “YEAH!” at the end of things. more like Yay!
66. Like to yell out “DO IT!” as your motivation. nope i lack motivation
67. Fancams are heaven sent. yes
68. You buy CDs but listen to download versions because you don’t want to open your album copy. i rip it open as soon as it gets in my hands
69. You wish you could befriend Ohno’s mom. yes and sho, and aiba's and nino's(lol "i massaged your balls")
70. Many times you have looked down at their pants and have been pleasantly surprised. Now you can’t stop looking there. i stare so hard, especially sho when his back is turned i stare at his butt wishing how i could just grab it
71. You are envious of people like Inoue mao, Suzuki Ann and Aoi Yu. no
72. You have gone down the list of “requirements for arashi’s girlfriend/wife” and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points. nope i made a list of what i should do and i did none of it
73. Guys who paint their nails are okay. black, blue, red pink is still hard for me to accept but i really like black
74. Don’t mind the fact that the guy owns 100000X more clothes than you. i do mind i want that many clothes
75. Watching several Japanese variety shows a week without understanding any Japanese, just to watch their faces is absolutely normal. well i can understand and i dont just watch theirs
76. You don’t listen to English songs anymore because you listen to Arashi all the time. i listen to japanese, german, swedish, french, english, and even jibberish (dont make me explain)
77. You get to have a new set of friends (online) because of Arashi. yes
78. The songs you play over and over again in your mp3 is Arashis. yes
79. Ordered Skinny Latte coffee takeout from Starbucks so that they can write “SK” on the cup and told them your name’s “Ohmiya”. wow no dont drink coffee
80. Guys who can cross their legs are totally acceptable. ....there was something wrong with that
81. You watched Gokusen / Kimi Wa Petto / Bambino / Tokyo Tower / Hana Yori Dango 1&2 / etc. just for MatsuJun. no not for him, i was an anime/manga fan so...
82. Guys kissing / hugging each other / holding hands is no problem now. never has been. i've liked yaoi for eight years, currently 17
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