Alternate Lives Across the Plains
Okay, everyone is getting something special today! Yay!
So me and Vertebrae were texting and we got bored so well... the texting got weird and we don't know how it started really but we think it's awesome. Which is why I'm putting it here.
Also Circle-Sama is Vertebrae whilst I am Earth-Sama.
Circle-Sama aka China aka Kaa-chan tackles Earth-Sama aka Sealand. Earth-Sama moves out of the way at the last minute, points and laughs at the fallen Circle-Sama. Who is satisfied because apparently she landed Russia aka Ivan, who had just left men's bath and only had a towel on. Seeing this Earth-Sama laughs even more falling to the floor.
Circle-Sama: I love you hubby~
Russia: If China is a woman posing as a man then this makes me bisexual, ja?
Earth-Sama: Lol. Correctamundo in my mind, Mr. Russia.
This causes Russia to get a shocked face that looks like this 0.o
Circle-Sama: Don't worry Ivan, it means that you're still sexy either way!
Earth-Sama: Wouldn't that mean you're still sexy to Mr. Russia no matter what gender, ne China?
Circle-Sama:Yes my daughter, hai!
Russia: I can put on cloths now, ja?
Circle-Sama: Nein...
Earth-Sama: Hey! If I don't get a half-naked bishie to myself then you don't either.
Russia: ...bishie?
Circle-Sama: Uugghhh...fine.
Circle-Sama gets up and grabs Earth-Sama hand, dragging her into the men's bath.
Circle-Sama: Japaaannnnn!
This all the naked & half-naked APH guys hear causing them to turn red. Earth-Sama gets a face that looks like this O.o
Earth-Sama: So that's where he came from.
Circle-Sama: Yes. Now choose a guy before France forces us to take a bath with them.
Circle-Sama made a face like this -_-. And Greece started tip-toeing away.
Earth-Sama: Eieny meenie mynie mo... Greece, stop tip-toeing away! You're throwing off my eieny meenie mynie mo!
Earth-Sama pouted.
Greece: Hai Earth-Sama...
Greece was blushing and twindling his toes.
Circle-Sama: Keep going!
Circle-Sama said with a face like this XD.
Earth-Sama: I can't. They're all too hot!
S.Italia: EARTHSAMA-CHAAAANNNNNN PICK MEEE~~~!
South Italy then glomped Earth-Sama while wearing only a towel, she hugs back.
Earth-Sama: Lightbulb! I've got an idea, they'll take turns. And it'll be fair because I'll only have one at a time.
Circle-Sama gives Earth-Sama a look.
Circle-Sama: Russia's mine!
S.Italia: Me first EarthSama-Chan! Cute people belong with cute peole! Which reminds me~~~Japaaannn~!
Japan: Nani?! Why is everybody calling me?!
Earth-Sama pats South Italy on the head.
Earth-Sama: Of course, you can go first Feli-kun. and everyone's calling you Kiku-kun because we're at your house, duh.
Circle-Sama: Yes, plus your house has hot springs mmrrreoooww!
Circle-Sama makes a face like this :3 and Japan pouts as Earth-Sama stares at him.
Earth-Sama: Dang it! I wana dlomp you because you'll all pouty but it's Feli-kun's turn.
This causes Japan to inch away from Earth-Sama.
S.Italia: It's okay EarthSama-Chan, you can take a turn with Japan-Chan first!
Circle-Sama: Woot woot!
Circle-Sama makes another face like this :3 while Earth-Sama kisses South Italy on the cheek.
Earth-Sama: Awe, thank you Feli-kun. Now go off and play with Germany. Kiku-kun!
Earth-Sama glomps Japan and he falls over his towel coming off. This causes his face to look like this o////o and for Circle-Sama to wolf whistle; her face going like this ;D. Earth-Sama turns around and whips out her patented 'Incase of Emergency' towel and throws it behind her to Japan.
Earth-Sama: I'm soo sorry, Kiku-kun! China, stop that! France-nii, one step closer and you won't need a rose no longer!
France who had been inching towards the almost towelled once again Japan inched back to wear he was staying.
Circle-Sama: Nani? I will not be si... OMFG YOU'LL DO WHAT TO FRANCE?!
Circle-Sama fell over laughing causes France to growl and them to get into a cat fight. Earth-Sama seeing this starts to laugh so much, she almost falls and has to lean against the now standing Japan.
America: I think they broke her.
Circle-Sama rips off France's towel and kicks him to the moon.
Circle-Sama: HIIIIYYAAAAHHH!
France: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
France flies up into the sky butt naked making a face like this T.T
Russia: ...
Russia after said act of violence seems to like Circle-Sama even more. Everyone laughs and Earth-Sama snuggles into Japan causing his face to go like this o///o. And unbeknownst to all Hungary is hidden away filming all of this. Circle-Sama goes into the hot spring.
Circle-Sama: Who wants to come on in with Circle-San~?
Circle-Sama looks to the side and sees China in the spring next to her.
Circle-Sama: Hey... I'm you!
Earth-Sama looks around and spots Sealand.
Earth-Sama: Ahh! It's the other me, too!
Earth-Sama faints and lands on Circle-Sama causing her to submerge underwater and make this face O.O as she's partly drowning. Russia goes in and gets Circle-Sama out as Earth-Sama is pulled out by various bishies.
S.Italia: Circle-Sama's drowned!!!
South Italy sobs while Circle-Sama's face looks like this X_X. Earth-Sama wakes up and leaps toward Circle-Sama.
Earth-Sama: Lies!
Earth-Sama then proceeds to hit Circle-Sama's chest with her fist.
Earth-Sama: She will live! Live, I say!
Circle-Sama coughs up a bunch of water and proceeds to be alive and well. Her face looks like this @_@.
Circle-Sama: ...Ugghhh, whata rush.
Earth-Sama then does her happy dance.
THE END
Disclaimer/Warning: The Nations mentioned are not mine they belong to the creator of Hetalia: Axis Powers, I don't remember he's name right now. There is mention of nudity but in like a PG way so who cares.
White flag waved, pasta served.
Ciao, my child city-tans.
Ah, I love APH and my OC city-tans. I should go visit them one day.
Gijinka of Earth, Stapes
So me and Vertebrae were texting and we got bored so well... the texting got weird and we don't know how it started really but we think it's awesome. Which is why I'm putting it here.
Also Circle-Sama is Vertebrae whilst I am Earth-Sama.
Circle-Sama aka China aka Kaa-chan tackles Earth-Sama aka Sealand. Earth-Sama moves out of the way at the last minute, points and laughs at the fallen Circle-Sama. Who is satisfied because apparently she landed Russia aka Ivan, who had just left men's bath and only had a towel on. Seeing this Earth-Sama laughs even more falling to the floor.
Circle-Sama: I love you hubby~
Russia: If China is a woman posing as a man then this makes me bisexual, ja?
Earth-Sama: Lol. Correctamundo in my mind, Mr. Russia.
This causes Russia to get a shocked face that looks like this 0.o
Circle-Sama: Don't worry Ivan, it means that you're still sexy either way!
Earth-Sama: Wouldn't that mean you're still sexy to Mr. Russia no matter what gender, ne China?
Circle-Sama:Yes my daughter, hai!
Russia: I can put on cloths now, ja?
Circle-Sama: Nein...
Earth-Sama: Hey! If I don't get a half-naked bishie to myself then you don't either.
Russia: ...bishie?
Circle-Sama: Uugghhh...fine.
Circle-Sama gets up and grabs Earth-Sama hand, dragging her into the men's bath.
Circle-Sama: Japaaannnnn!
This all the naked & half-naked APH guys hear causing them to turn red. Earth-Sama gets a face that looks like this O.o
Earth-Sama: So that's where he came from.
Circle-Sama: Yes. Now choose a guy before France forces us to take a bath with them.
Circle-Sama made a face like this -_-. And Greece started tip-toeing away.
Earth-Sama: Eieny meenie mynie mo... Greece, stop tip-toeing away! You're throwing off my eieny meenie mynie mo!
Earth-Sama pouted.
Greece: Hai Earth-Sama...
Greece was blushing and twindling his toes.
Circle-Sama: Keep going!
Circle-Sama said with a face like this XD.
Earth-Sama: I can't. They're all too hot!
S.Italia: EARTHSAMA-CHAAAANNNNNN PICK MEEE~~~!
South Italy then glomped Earth-Sama while wearing only a towel, she hugs back.
Earth-Sama: Lightbulb! I've got an idea, they'll take turns. And it'll be fair because I'll only have one at a time.
Circle-Sama gives Earth-Sama a look.
Circle-Sama: Russia's mine!
S.Italia: Me first EarthSama-Chan! Cute people belong with cute peole! Which reminds me~~~Japaaannn~!
Japan: Nani?! Why is everybody calling me?!
Earth-Sama pats South Italy on the head.
Earth-Sama: Of course, you can go first Feli-kun. and everyone's calling you Kiku-kun because we're at your house, duh.
Circle-Sama: Yes, plus your house has hot springs mmrrreoooww!
Circle-Sama makes a face like this :3 and Japan pouts as Earth-Sama stares at him.
Earth-Sama: Dang it! I wana dlomp you because you'll all pouty but it's Feli-kun's turn.
This causes Japan to inch away from Earth-Sama.
S.Italia: It's okay EarthSama-Chan, you can take a turn with Japan-Chan first!
Circle-Sama: Woot woot!
Circle-Sama makes another face like this :3 while Earth-Sama kisses South Italy on the cheek.
Earth-Sama: Awe, thank you Feli-kun. Now go off and play with Germany. Kiku-kun!
Earth-Sama glomps Japan and he falls over his towel coming off. This causes his face to look like this o////o and for Circle-Sama to wolf whistle; her face going like this ;D. Earth-Sama turns around and whips out her patented 'Incase of Emergency' towel and throws it behind her to Japan.
Earth-Sama: I'm soo sorry, Kiku-kun! China, stop that! France-nii, one step closer and you won't need a rose no longer!
France who had been inching towards the almost towelled once again Japan inched back to wear he was staying.
Circle-Sama: Nani? I will not be si... OMFG YOU'LL DO WHAT TO FRANCE?!
Circle-Sama fell over laughing causes France to growl and them to get into a cat fight. Earth-Sama seeing this starts to laugh so much, she almost falls and has to lean against the now standing Japan.
America: I think they broke her.
Circle-Sama rips off France's towel and kicks him to the moon.
Circle-Sama: HIIIIYYAAAAHHH!
France: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
France flies up into the sky butt naked making a face like this T.T
Russia: ...
Russia after said act of violence seems to like Circle-Sama even more. Everyone laughs and Earth-Sama snuggles into Japan causing his face to go like this o///o. And unbeknownst to all Hungary is hidden away filming all of this. Circle-Sama goes into the hot spring.
Circle-Sama: Who wants to come on in with Circle-San~?
Circle-Sama looks to the side and sees China in the spring next to her.
Circle-Sama: Hey... I'm you!
Earth-Sama looks around and spots Sealand.
Earth-Sama: Ahh! It's the other me, too!
Earth-Sama faints and lands on Circle-Sama causing her to submerge underwater and make this face O.O as she's partly drowning. Russia goes in and gets Circle-Sama out as Earth-Sama is pulled out by various bishies.
S.Italia: Circle-Sama's drowned!!!
South Italy sobs while Circle-Sama's face looks like this X_X. Earth-Sama wakes up and leaps toward Circle-Sama.
Earth-Sama: Lies!
Earth-Sama then proceeds to hit Circle-Sama's chest with her fist.
Earth-Sama: She will live! Live, I say!
Circle-Sama coughs up a bunch of water and proceeds to be alive and well. Her face looks like this @_@.
Circle-Sama: ...Ugghhh, whata rush.
Earth-Sama then does her happy dance.
THE END
Disclaimer/Warning: The Nations mentioned are not mine they belong to the creator of Hetalia: Axis Powers, I don't remember he's name right now. There is mention of nudity but in like a PG way so who cares.
White flag waved, pasta served.
Ciao, my child city-tans.
Ah, I love APH and my OC city-tans. I should go visit them one day.
Gijinka of Earth, Stapes