we made that deal when I was seven, night life was the muppet show
I've had random movie quotes popping in and out of my head all day. I would have twittterspammed but I was actually busy at work today.
So I didn't know what this twitter meant. I thought maybe it was a movie quote but I was at work and checking twitter on my phone so I goolged it but was too lazy to type the whole thing so I just typed in "fisty." Which led me to this gem of a website: conjugalharmony.com
All The Sex, None of The Nagging!
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.
Yeah. Yeeeeeeah.
To cleanse your palate: Issue #2 of Pretty Good For A Girl is out! Go order your copy! It's cool, I'll wait.
Someone on my friends list in the none too distant past had issues with virtual memory on their computer being too low. I'm having that same issue, friend. Did you ever find a solution?
I haven't wanted to mention this for fear of jinxing it but that thing my phone was doing where the service cut out every five minutes? It's stopped doing that. SCORE. But now it doesn't make any noise, meaning no froggy ribbits when I get text messages, no New Perspective when someone calls and no We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands to wake me up. I was an hour late to work today but since I set my own hours, no one cared.
Someone text me tomorrow and remind me to call Artist Arena about my Panic renewal package? I want those magnets, dammit.
Ugh, clothes. Dry faster. >:(
So I didn't know what this twitter meant. I thought maybe it was a movie quote but I was at work and checking twitter on my phone so I goolged it but was too lazy to type the whole thing so I just typed in "fisty." Which led me to this gem of a website: conjugalharmony.com
All The Sex, None of The Nagging!
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.
Yeah. Yeeeeeeah.
To cleanse your palate: Issue #2 of Pretty Good For A Girl is out! Go order your copy! It's cool, I'll wait.
Someone on my friends list in the none too distant past had issues with virtual memory on their computer being too low. I'm having that same issue, friend. Did you ever find a solution?
I haven't wanted to mention this for fear of jinxing it but that thing my phone was doing where the service cut out every five minutes? It's stopped doing that. SCORE. But now it doesn't make any noise, meaning no froggy ribbits when I get text messages, no New Perspective when someone calls and no We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands to wake me up. I was an hour late to work today but since I set my own hours, no one cared.
Someone text me tomorrow and remind me to call Artist Arena about my Panic renewal package? I want those magnets, dammit.
Ugh, clothes. Dry faster. >:(