Okay so I know everyone is all FJDSLAKF;DSAUOI about the new Brendon video but can we pause for a moment and focus on how MOTHERFUCKING HOT LIKE BURNING SPENCER SMITH LOOKS IN THIS PICTURE?
SERIOUSLY, SMITH. FOREARM UNF UNF UNF. HOW IS IT THAT HE'S TURNED ME INTO A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN WHO GETS EXCITED AT A LITTLE PEEK OF ANKLE? I WANT TO OM NOM ON HIS FOREARM, WHAT THE SHIT. CAN I PLEASE RAVISH HIM? PLEASE? AND THE LIP BITING AND THE HAIR AND A VEST THAT ACTUALLY FITS HIM. I NEED ALL THE PIRATE AUS IN THE WORLD. RIGHT NOW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
NO, REALLY. YOU MAY CARRY ON ABOUT THAT URIE KID NOW. HE'S PRETTY HOT, TOO.