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I've decided that someone should write me a story about bb!Panic from when Jon first joins the group. Ryan, Spencer and Brendon are stoners from way back but Jon brings the good stuff that takes their high to a whole new, well... high. And one day they're making crass jokes like boys do and the subject of dick size comes up. Brendon and Ryan think they should all compare but Jon and Spencer are all, "Dude, I'm a grower, not a show-er!" So Jon, in his infinite wisdom, decides they should all watch porn until they get hard and then compare. So they do. And after they've dropped trou and compared and contrasted and made all the asinine comments (barely) post-adolescent boys make, there's an awkward silence as they realize they're all just standing around with their rock hard dicks in their hands. Someone makes a joke about blue balls and Brendon looks around, shrugs his shoulders, says, "Fuck it," and starts jerking off. And then there's a circle jerk. Which leads to group sex.
Get on that, would ya, f-list?
The group seimaisin gave me was actually pretty easy once I thought about it for a second.
MARRY.
SHAG.
SORRY, KID.
Also, where's my hot foursome fic, people? Pete is handing it to you! On a platter!
And now a complete 180 in mood: I may be a creeper but I'm not CREEPY. So not fucking on. I'm actually pretty pissed now so I'm gonna go rec some shit for adelicateway and then fuck off the internets for a while.
Get on that, would ya, f-list?
The group seimaisin gave me was actually pretty easy once I thought about it for a second.
MARRY.
SHAG.
SORRY, KID.
Also, where's my hot foursome fic, people? Pete is handing it to you! On a platter!
And now a complete 180 in mood: I may be a creeper but I'm not CREEPY. So not fucking on. I'm actually pretty pissed now so I'm gonna go rec some shit for adelicateway and then fuck off the internets for a while.