Snot rocket.
Bri: TD, I want to shoot snot out of my nose.
Me: Do it!
Bri briefly partook in a fit of indecision on where to shoot her snot rocket before finally settling on a shadowed patch of mulch and grass near a sketchy door leading into Sander Hall. Bent at the waist, Bri held back her hair and prepared herself for the life-changing event,
"Haha, TD, I've never done this before. Are you going to watch?"
"Uh, yeah."
"I'm so nervous, haha. You have to write about this."
Bri turned her head back towards the ground as I assured her I would not miss the opportunity to blog about such an intense event. Bri breathed deeply and exhaled with a mighty force through her nose as a string of snot spewed from her left nostril; like a spider dangling from its web, the mucus gathered in large at the bottom still attached to the hairs inside of her nostril by a thin strand of booger. After trying to dislodge the dangling disgrace with a few strong blows of her nose, she gave up and used her finger to pry the gooey mess from her nostril and wiped it on the grass. I will never look at that patch of grass and mulch in the same way.
Me: Do it!
Bri briefly partook in a fit of indecision on where to shoot her snot rocket before finally settling on a shadowed patch of mulch and grass near a sketchy door leading into Sander Hall. Bent at the waist, Bri held back her hair and prepared herself for the life-changing event,
"Haha, TD, I've never done this before. Are you going to watch?"
"Uh, yeah."
"I'm so nervous, haha. You have to write about this."
Bri turned her head back towards the ground as I assured her I would not miss the opportunity to blog about such an intense event. Bri breathed deeply and exhaled with a mighty force through her nose as a string of snot spewed from her left nostril; like a spider dangling from its web, the mucus gathered in large at the bottom still attached to the hairs inside of her nostril by a thin strand of booger. After trying to dislodge the dangling disgrace with a few strong blows of her nose, she gave up and used her finger to pry the gooey mess from her nostril and wiped it on the grass. I will never look at that patch of grass and mulch in the same way.