I would get my tubes tied if I was a vagina.

[shutuptaylor]

I would like to add an item to my list of coveted things: Orbit citrus mint gum. I go through a pack of gum in less than two days time. I think that chewing gum is becoming a nervous habit

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[anonymous]

um, i fucking love you? more than words can even express, my darling. thank you so much for tonight, it was fabulous.

[shutuptaylor]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that I love you too. haha

[sillygina]

o great babealicious one, it is looking as though i will spending the weekend of may 4th in its entirety with you, with your blessing and permission of course. we must work out some details; you are calling me back when you're done evacuating! i love you!!!

[shutuptaylor]

YES!! I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!