twenty-nine beers

[shutupsammy]

What is up with today, guys, am I right?

Andy, you beautiful little shit, I saw you skulking around earlier. Where are you? Because we have got so many bongs to smoke right now.

Dad...dammit.I was all retardedly nostalgic the other day. I think it was that school curse or whatever the hell. But like, was I the only one who used to take the

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[kissyourmother]

Dean Winchester. This is like Christmas.

[shutupsammy]

Meg. Do you want something, or are you just, being as it's your only real skill, here to irritate and gloat?

[kissyourmother]

I think we both know I have a few more skills than that.

[shutupsammy]

I think we both know I'm not afraid of your ass. Keep away from my brother. For your own good, Meg.

[kissyourmother]

Or what? You'll send me back to Hell? Again? Get a new trick. These parlor ones are stale.

[shutupsammy]

That won't work here. So me, I'm just going to try to ignore the way you make my ass twitchy.

But I'm being serious. My only act of demon philanthropy ever. Keep it in mind, Meg.

[kissyourmother]

I'll take it as serious as a heart attack.

[shutupsammy]

Good.

Stay sweet, Meg. And remember my mercy the next time you come back and try to kill me, because it's a habit for you.

[kissyourmother]

That's a habit for a lot of us. It must have something to do with your annoying mouth and the fact that you never shut it when someone is talking to you.

[shutupsammy]

Maybe it's because nobody ever has anything of consequence to say.

[kissyourmother]

Maybe it's because you never listen.

[shutupsammy]

It's one of my better qualities these days.

[kissyourmother]

I'm sure you have them crawling out the ass.

[shutupsammy]

How's tricks been for you, Meg?

[kissyourmother]

Hot and dry. And you? Much the same? A girl hears things through the grapevine.

[shutupsammy]

Been wanting ice water myself lately, yeah.