Advent Challenge - modern era. (Day 20)
author's note: due to frequent and rather violent storms I have been unable to post for DAYS. I will not be catching up.
Fandom: Merlin (modern AU)
Day 20
Pairing: Arthur/Leon
Title: Halloween
Author: self
Rating: 17+
Disclaimer: characters rounded up from the BBC, stuffed into a sack and forced to do my bidding without reward for any of us
Summary: Arthur's getting over that Guinevere/Lancelot thing quite nicely thank you - but who is this strange little person in his kitchen?
Halloween
An accidental elbow to Arthur's back wakes him up.
Drat, now he'll have to pee when he'd rather hoped to sleep a bit more and then fuck a lot more before Morgana brought over that thing she was looking after while Alvarr sits in prison awaiting trial for fraud. Ha, ha - git!
The upside of getting out of bed to pee is that he gets a look at Leon while he's sleeping. They've been 'sleeping' together for weeks but this is the first time one of them has stayed over. Morgana had some sort of breakdown recently and as it is all Arthur's fault (isn't everything) he has hurried home after every bonk.
He is a tad disappointed in Morgana's reaction to his relationship with Leon. She has been a vocal supporter of GLBT rights since she heard of the multi-leveled inequity between the 'straight' and 'bent' communities. Morgana was the first person he told he intended to pursue such a relationship - even before he told Leon and she'd been weird around him ever since. Her short-lived binge had him worried. Her supposed return to normal, moreso.
He hoped she wasn't doing anything stupid when she went out with her 'just a friend, no-one you know'. Arthur knew all her friends except this new one. He had trouble keeping up with her boyfriends though. Morgana's 'Handbags' he called them because she took a different one to every occasion and they carried her mobile, keys etc for her. She could be a complete bitch bit of a shrew at times but that didn't explain why no-one had snaffled her up yet. Morgana was gorgeous, clever, funny, charitable, creative and a fantastic friend - despite being the cruellest of bitches when she felt like it.
Maybe he should try and pair her off with the new guy in marketing at the upcoming Pendragon Estate Christmas party.
Arthur finds himself slightly nervous about getting back into bed with Leon. Stop being so bloody ridiculous! It's your bed!
But Morgana could be back by now with this thing of Alvarr's. Please let it be a goldfish, or a home cinema. He doesn't want to imagine her reaction should she overhear anything enjoyable happening in here with Leon. She gave him enough crap about the noise he made with Guinevere. The things Leon did with him for the first time last night caused Arthur to make a whole lot more noise than that.
Bugger. He'd really been looking forward to a 'good morning' more of the same.
Arthur is now completely awake and his libido has gone into a coma. Great. Not the most horrifying Halloween morning he's had but certainly the least satisfying. Off to breakfast then.
He yawns as he pushes the swing door into the kitchen and swears for a number of reasons.
"Morgana!!!!!!"
Morgana slaps Arthur's bare bum as she comes to the door behind him. "So you've met Mordred then? As sexy as your are naked Arthur, you best put some boxers on at least. Don't want people thinking you've turned child molester do we?"
Bitch.
Fandom: Merlin (modern AU)
Day 20
Pairing: Arthur/Leon
Title: Halloween
Author: self
Rating: 17+
Disclaimer: characters rounded up from the BBC, stuffed into a sack and forced to do my bidding without reward for any of us
Summary: Arthur's getting over that Guinevere/Lancelot thing quite nicely thank you - but who is this strange little person in his kitchen?
Halloween
An accidental elbow to Arthur's back wakes him up.
Drat, now he'll have to pee when he'd rather hoped to sleep a bit more and then fuck a lot more before Morgana brought over that thing she was looking after while Alvarr sits in prison awaiting trial for fraud. Ha, ha - git!
The upside of getting out of bed to pee is that he gets a look at Leon while he's sleeping. They've been 'sleeping' together for weeks but this is the first time one of them has stayed over. Morgana had some sort of breakdown recently and as it is all Arthur's fault (isn't everything) he has hurried home after every bonk.
He is a tad disappointed in Morgana's reaction to his relationship with Leon. She has been a vocal supporter of GLBT rights since she heard of the multi-leveled inequity between the 'straight' and 'bent' communities. Morgana was the first person he told he intended to pursue such a relationship - even before he told Leon and she'd been weird around him ever since. Her short-lived binge had him worried. Her supposed return to normal, moreso.
He hoped she wasn't doing anything stupid when she went out with her 'just a friend, no-one you know'. Arthur knew all her friends except this new one. He had trouble keeping up with her boyfriends though. Morgana's 'Handbags' he called them because she took a different one to every occasion and they carried her mobile, keys etc for her. She could be a complete bitch bit of a shrew at times but that didn't explain why no-one had snaffled her up yet. Morgana was gorgeous, clever, funny, charitable, creative and a fantastic friend - despite being the cruellest of bitches when she felt like it.
Maybe he should try and pair her off with the new guy in marketing at the upcoming Pendragon Estate Christmas party.
Arthur finds himself slightly nervous about getting back into bed with Leon. Stop being so bloody ridiculous! It's your bed!
But Morgana could be back by now with this thing of Alvarr's. Please let it be a goldfish, or a home cinema. He doesn't want to imagine her reaction should she overhear anything enjoyable happening in here with Leon. She gave him enough crap about the noise he made with Guinevere. The things Leon did with him for the first time last night caused Arthur to make a whole lot more noise than that.
Bugger. He'd really been looking forward to a 'good morning' more of the same.
Arthur is now completely awake and his libido has gone into a coma. Great. Not the most horrifying Halloween morning he's had but certainly the least satisfying. Off to breakfast then.
He yawns as he pushes the swing door into the kitchen and swears for a number of reasons.
- It appears this thing of Alvarr's is a child. After the childhood Arthur had he believes children to be the most menacing creatures on the planet, far more dangerous than rampaging rhinos or cantankerous bull sharks. Child protection laws should be put in place to protect people from children, not the other way around.
- Arthur is naked. He normally remembers to put on boxers to roam around the house in.
- No sex will be occurring under this roof while that little cock-blocking monster is here and he's here for TWELVE DAYS!
- Arthur promised to help Morgana mind this thing, foolishly allowing her to avoid answering his repeated 'so, what is this thing of Alvarr's?' so he can't just fuck off somewhere else.
- IT"S LOOKING AT HIM!
"Morgana!!!!!!"
Morgana slaps Arthur's bare bum as she comes to the door behind him. "So you've met Mordred then? As sexy as your are naked Arthur, you best put some boxers on at least. Don't want people thinking you've turned child molester do we?"
Bitch.