Traditional recipe for evilprick!Merlin / utterbastard!Arthur
rose_walker22 asked for my help on evil!Merlin
So here's the recipe, guaranteed success every time!
evilprick!Merlin / utterbastard!Arthur
Ingredients:
1 big-eared warlock (preferably underfed with slashtastic cheekbones)
1 plump-lipped prince of Camelot (preferably of the golden delicious variety)
1 wooden spoon of pantomime proportions
Method:
1. combine warlock and prince in vessel of your choice
(this chef uses adjacent stocks but many like dungeon, forest, Uther's bed - all are good)
2. beat both frantically with wooden spoon whilst hurling insults such as prat, idiot, ass (this one works best with a hint of couldn't-quite-suppress-the-Irish-accent-here), girl and clot pole. Repeat until they start blaming each other for everything you do.
3. Let them loose and enjoy lashings of magical Arthur/Merlin-angry-sex with a side serve of dastardly bastardry.
Accompanying wine: vintage Pendragon red.
So here's the recipe, guaranteed success every time!
evilprick!Merlin / utterbastard!Arthur
Ingredients:
1 big-eared warlock (preferably underfed with slashtastic cheekbones)
1 plump-lipped prince of Camelot (preferably of the golden delicious variety)
1 wooden spoon of pantomime proportions
Method:
1. combine warlock and prince in vessel of your choice
(this chef uses adjacent stocks but many like dungeon, forest, Uther's bed - all are good)
2. beat both frantically with wooden spoon whilst hurling insults such as prat, idiot, ass (this one works best with a hint of couldn't-quite-suppress-the-Irish-accent-here), girl and clot pole. Repeat until they start blaming each other for everything you do.
3. Let them loose and enjoy lashings of magical Arthur/Merlin-angry-sex with a side serve of dastardly bastardry.
Accompanying wine: vintage Pendragon red.