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Survey i stole from some ho i met 3 years ago.
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: William.
-- Birth date: september sixth.
-- Nickname: Miguel sanchez
-- Current Location: rathdrum, idaho.
-- Eye Color: sometimes blue sometimes green
Hair color: it changes.
-- Height: 5'8
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: who cares.
LAYER TWO:
-- The shoes you wore today: The same ones ive worn for like 4 years
-- Your weakness: Sex with diseased hookers.
-- Your fears: getting pregnant.
-- Your perfect pizza: pizzahuts old double decker pizza a pizza INSIDE another pizza. BRILLIANT.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: to become as rich as possible with the minimal amount of work.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: LOLZ U R TEH FUNNIEZ! A/S/L/PIC NOODZ?S2R!
-- Your thoughts first wake up: Time for lunch!
-- Your best physical feature: i may have the body of a 12 year old girl, but i have the penis of a black porn star
-- Your bedtime: 11-3am
-- Most missed memory: just being 12-17 those years were the best
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: dosnt matter i only eat chicken sandwiches. Mcdonalds hamburgers are like 3%insect
-- Adidas or Nike: neeeeeiiiither
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Shoo bitch im all white cholate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Both are for homosexuals.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Sir no sir i'm not weak. and i dont need some chemical dependency to make myself to feel better.
-- Cuss: constantly, i need to cut back and learn some new words.
-- Sing: haha HARDCORE. singing those oldies tunes with the radio.
-- Take a shower everyday: kinda. ;x
-- Have a crush(es): crushes are for sissies
-- Do you think you've been in love: haha you people might have liked someone a lot. but i dont think anyone finds out what LOVE is until youre like 50 so shut the fuck up emo kids
-- Want to go to college: si but for what i dont know
-- Like(d) high school: Actually i like it. perfect place to be a sarcastic asshole.
-- Want to get married: never it might happen in a drunken stupor at vegas
-- Believe in yourself: haha sure thing
-- Get motion sickness: haha im not a pansy
-- Think you're attractive: to 13 year old girls haha thats about it
-- Think you're a health freak: not at all. i should be a portly fatass thank god for metabolisms
-- Get along with your parents: hahaha i hate my mother. and my dads a dick. we get along fine
-- Play an instrument: THE RECORDER remember those things from like elementary school haha. i have a guitar too. but its sucks at making music ;x
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: dont think so
-- Smoked: Second hand
-- Done a drug: nah
-- Had Sex: a boy dosnt kiss and tell ;x
-- Made Out: ahem
-- Gone on a date: fuck dating
-- Gone to the mall?: uhmmm yea with jenna
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: oink
-- Eaten sushi: haha frozen fishsticks count
-- Been on stage: nah
-- Been dumped: haha never
-- Gone skating: kinda
-- Made homemade cookies: haha not cookies but ive baked like 3 cakes. i traded my penis in for an apron
-- Gone skinny dipping: in the bath tub!
-- Stolen anything:i used to when i was young but stealings pretty fucking stupid
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yea called shower time.
-- If so, was it mixed company: by myself of course
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: haha nah thats pretty lame
-- Been caught "doing something": hahahaha no im not stupid
-- Been called a tease: constantly
-- Gotten beaten up: actually no. ive been in one real fight. other than boxing kids 10 times my size
-- Shoplifted: haha posters
-- Changed who you were to fit in: haha nah always been always will be a sarcatic asshole.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 90
-- Numbers and Names of Children : 21321 Cumstain, Daddys little accident, mommies a whore, why are you black...
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: homeless men and midgets and a multitude of hookers
-- How do you want to die: in the hail of gunfire or a police shootout
-- Where you want to go to college:somewhere outwest
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: possible a hotel/casion manager
-- What country would you most like to visit: Australia
LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color? dont care
-- Best hair color? dont care
-- Short or long hair: care less
-- Height: dosnt matter
-- Best weight: PORTLY MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN. nah whatever theyre comfortable with
-- Best articles of clothing: Plain white t-shirts--
Best first date location: toys r us
-- Best first kiss location: on the mouth ;x
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: haha like two.human beings arent to be trusted that much
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 60?
-- Number of piercings: haha.
-- Number of tattoos: yes.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? quite a few.
-- Number of cars your family own: at one time we had 5 then i totlaed mine, and my old mans truck died and my first car died.
thats it. im still bored.
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: William.
-- Birth date: september sixth.
-- Nickname: Miguel sanchez
-- Current Location: rathdrum, idaho.
-- Eye Color: sometimes blue sometimes green
Hair color: it changes.
-- Height: 5'8
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: who cares.
LAYER TWO:
-- The shoes you wore today: The same ones ive worn for like 4 years
-- Your weakness: Sex with diseased hookers.
-- Your fears: getting pregnant.
-- Your perfect pizza: pizzahuts old double decker pizza a pizza INSIDE another pizza. BRILLIANT.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: to become as rich as possible with the minimal amount of work.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: LOLZ U R TEH FUNNIEZ! A/S/L/PIC NOODZ?S2R!
-- Your thoughts first wake up: Time for lunch!
-- Your best physical feature: i may have the body of a 12 year old girl, but i have the penis of a black porn star
-- Your bedtime: 11-3am
-- Most missed memory: just being 12-17 those years were the best
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: dosnt matter i only eat chicken sandwiches. Mcdonalds hamburgers are like 3%insect
-- Adidas or Nike: neeeeeiiiither
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Shoo bitch im all white cholate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Both are for homosexuals.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Sir no sir i'm not weak. and i dont need some chemical dependency to make myself to feel better.
-- Cuss: constantly, i need to cut back and learn some new words.
-- Sing: haha HARDCORE. singing those oldies tunes with the radio.
-- Take a shower everyday: kinda. ;x
-- Have a crush(es): crushes are for sissies
-- Do you think you've been in love: haha you people might have liked someone a lot. but i dont think anyone finds out what LOVE is until youre like 50 so shut the fuck up emo kids
-- Want to go to college: si but for what i dont know
-- Like(d) high school: Actually i like it. perfect place to be a sarcastic asshole.
-- Want to get married: never it might happen in a drunken stupor at vegas
-- Believe in yourself: haha sure thing
-- Get motion sickness: haha im not a pansy
-- Think you're attractive: to 13 year old girls haha thats about it
-- Think you're a health freak: not at all. i should be a portly fatass thank god for metabolisms
-- Get along with your parents: hahaha i hate my mother. and my dads a dick. we get along fine
-- Play an instrument: THE RECORDER remember those things from like elementary school haha. i have a guitar too. but its sucks at making music ;x
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: dont think so
-- Smoked: Second hand
-- Done a drug: nah
-- Had Sex: a boy dosnt kiss and tell ;x
-- Made Out: ahem
-- Gone on a date: fuck dating
-- Gone to the mall?: uhmmm yea with jenna
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: oink
-- Eaten sushi: haha frozen fishsticks count
-- Been on stage: nah
-- Been dumped: haha never
-- Gone skating: kinda
-- Made homemade cookies: haha not cookies but ive baked like 3 cakes. i traded my penis in for an apron
-- Gone skinny dipping: in the bath tub!
-- Stolen anything:i used to when i was young but stealings pretty fucking stupid
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yea called shower time.
-- If so, was it mixed company: by myself of course
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: haha nah thats pretty lame
-- Been caught "doing something": hahahaha no im not stupid
-- Been called a tease: constantly
-- Gotten beaten up: actually no. ive been in one real fight. other than boxing kids 10 times my size
-- Shoplifted: haha posters
-- Changed who you were to fit in: haha nah always been always will be a sarcatic asshole.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 90
-- Numbers and Names of Children : 21321 Cumstain, Daddys little accident, mommies a whore, why are you black...
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: homeless men and midgets and a multitude of hookers
-- How do you want to die: in the hail of gunfire or a police shootout
-- Where you want to go to college:somewhere outwest
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: possible a hotel/casion manager
-- What country would you most like to visit: Australia
LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color? dont care
-- Best hair color? dont care
-- Short or long hair: care less
-- Height: dosnt matter
-- Best weight: PORTLY MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN. nah whatever theyre comfortable with
-- Best articles of clothing: Plain white t-shirts--
Best first date location: toys r us
-- Best first kiss location: on the mouth ;x
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: haha like two.human beings arent to be trusted that much
-- Number of CDs that I own: like 60?
-- Number of piercings: haha.
-- Number of tattoos: yes.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? quite a few.
-- Number of cars your family own: at one time we had 5 then i totlaed mine, and my old mans truck died and my first car died.
thats it. im still bored.