Strategy 99: [Video] My kind of ad

Nov 25, 2010 21:08

[HEY GUYS. The NETWORK has been hacked. Whatever you were doing, whatever other post you were looking at, whatever conversation you were taking part in, it's all been cut off. All you can see is Kaiba standing tall now, one hand still on his laptop keyboard.]

Salkia, you are all fools. Fools for not trying this website. It is the ultimate expression of the power of the NETWORK!

What website do you ask? The SALKIAbook, that's what. Once you see what it can do, once you see how you will never lose track of a friend again, you will understand.

So I will make you. [Cue dramatic posing, though his hand is still on the keyboard.] Tomorrow morning, this whole town will be officially owned completely by me. My word, then, will be law. Ignore the game, and you will be thrown in the jail just like breaking any other law. Lose the game, and you will be thrown in the jail. But winning? Hn. That's the only thing you should care about right now.

You are going to get on SALKIABook. You are going to make your friends get on too. You will be sent a location in town, and you will get all your friends to meet you there. Another person and their friends will be there too. The person who has the most will win, and has the right to take the loser's best friend and add them to their group.

The winner of the entire game will have the most powerful social network on the Island! They will be completely-[He's taken his other hand off so he can point with one and clench the other into a fist. Or...he would have, if he didn't suddenly seem to come to his senses. He stares at the computer for a second...

And the laptop is snapped closed. The feed cuts.]

event, salkia battle city

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