Strategy 94: [Voice] Never stops playing Mother Hen Niisama

Oct 04, 2010 13:13

[Well, while Cissnei's busy elsewhere, someone needs to make sure Mokuba's dog is safe and happy. That job, as usual, falls to Kaiba. Of course, since he doesn't need you all watching him play nice with a dog (or breaking into Cissnei and Hikari's house), all you hear is a voice post, and some soft panting and whining in the background.]

The reports of these things...copies, whatever they are. It sounds suspiciously like punishment to me. As it is, if you bring one of them into the arcade, you will be permanently banned. I don't need Island constructs anywhere near my equipment.

[More whining, as Kaiba messes with something. Kibble is poured into a bowl.] While the subject is brought up, any packages or physical mail left in the vicinity of the arcade is going to get thrown away without discretion, no matter who it is addressed to. This will continue all month. If you have some insatiable desire to bother me or anyone else you would be addressing through the arcade, do it in person or over the NETWORK. No exceptions.

[There's a long pause and some shuffling. Kaiba's getting ready to turn off the LP. Suddenly, there's a soft sound. A meow, to be specific. The movement stops. There's another meow. When Kaiba speaks again, it's in a low, irritated growl.]

And I would like to speak with anyone who knows anything about cats. As soon as possible.

punishment, noa, i hate birthdays, ifrit

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