ok so aimee totally wrote a bodacious comment on my journal and ewwey she was so chewing on my phone like it was japenesse food or sumthing.....
now its my turn to write a completely awesome story
ok so a couple of days ago i found out that theres this kid whos name is mother fucker and its so cool and he plans on the domination on aimee's mind and world and she doesnt even know him..yes thats right he's gunna take a jamacian airplane to iraq and then buy a fruit box and come back to floridian stupid purple people and then put aimee in the fruit box and send her to the land of play-doh, and then she'll turn the color of sieanna and die...im totally kidding...
she'll marry a blue man who makes a song that goes like IM BLUE BOP A DEE DA and then she'll fall madly in love with a remote control but itll move to alaska
so the moral of this story is never eat a cd cuz it doesnt fit down ur throat
so that sculpture i made with braces wax looks like a bird thats praying for a cookie or sumthing i mean its very scarey.
there once was a dog named chair, and it only had one hair, so that means it was pretty bare, aimee and a remote control make a good pair
HAHA
so i was kicking a can down the street and this guy was totally like.....OMG THE UNDERWEAR NOMES CAME TO MY HOUSE AND STOLE ALL MY UNDERWEAR...and i was all like i am alone and u are a faggot....and he was all like IM BEING SERIOUS U MUST GO TO UR HOUSE AND PUT ALL UR UNDERWEAR IN A SAFE WITH THE COMBINATION OF 5-5-5 SO ONLY U AND I WILL KNOW IT..and i said, why do i want u to know my combination cuz ur crazy ...and a faggot. and then he said the one tihng that is thw worst thing an adult can say....YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN EATTEN MY CANNIBALS!!!!!!!! and i laughed and said yea i know..muahahahahahahaha
u know what a funny word is...monk...i mean its like the word pope, what kind of a word is that...thew english language should be turned into the language of john cuz that language is so much more fascinatiing
i like pie and aimee doesnt cuz her mind was taken over by the ninja monkeys that took her socks
i had a premination that russia and the government of the united nomes would come to america and dominate the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we must all go to the land of green monkeys in africa....have u ever seen a green monkey...whatkind of name is green monkey if the monkey isnt green! its so confusing.....
ok today was completely boring and then aimee called and life got better and i went to her house and sat in front of her mirror smiling like a mad man and told her that i looked in a mirror for 2 hours once and she said im a dork....not in exact words.
in novonty's class i found out that pecock gets those eye-looking things from a god who took the eyes and then put them on the peacock...man she must have been more bored than i am right now...i wanna call mark....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm im gunna tell u about my life story
once upon a time there was a little princess who lived in an enchanted castle....THE END!
now its my turn to write a completely awesome story
ok so a couple of days ago i found out that theres this kid whos name is mother fucker and its so cool and he plans on the domination on aimee's mind and world and she doesnt even know him..yes thats right he's gunna take a jamacian airplane to iraq and then buy a fruit box and come back to floridian stupid purple people and then put aimee in the fruit box and send her to the land of play-doh, and then she'll turn the color of sieanna and die...im totally kidding...
she'll marry a blue man who makes a song that goes like IM BLUE BOP A DEE DA and then she'll fall madly in love with a remote control but itll move to alaska
so the moral of this story is never eat a cd cuz it doesnt fit down ur throat
so that sculpture i made with braces wax looks like a bird thats praying for a cookie or sumthing i mean its very scarey.
there once was a dog named chair, and it only had one hair, so that means it was pretty bare, aimee and a remote control make a good pair
HAHA
so i was kicking a can down the street and this guy was totally like.....OMG THE UNDERWEAR NOMES CAME TO MY HOUSE AND STOLE ALL MY UNDERWEAR...and i was all like i am alone and u are a faggot....and he was all like IM BEING SERIOUS U MUST GO TO UR HOUSE AND PUT ALL UR UNDERWEAR IN A SAFE WITH THE COMBINATION OF 5-5-5 SO ONLY U AND I WILL KNOW IT..and i said, why do i want u to know my combination cuz ur crazy ...and a faggot. and then he said the one tihng that is thw worst thing an adult can say....YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN EATTEN MY CANNIBALS!!!!!!!! and i laughed and said yea i know..muahahahahahahaha
u know what a funny word is...monk...i mean its like the word pope, what kind of a word is that...thew english language should be turned into the language of john cuz that language is so much more fascinatiing
i like pie and aimee doesnt cuz her mind was taken over by the ninja monkeys that took her socks
i had a premination that russia and the government of the united nomes would come to america and dominate the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we must all go to the land of green monkeys in africa....have u ever seen a green monkey...whatkind of name is green monkey if the monkey isnt green! its so confusing.....
ok today was completely boring and then aimee called and life got better and i went to her house and sat in front of her mirror smiling like a mad man and told her that i looked in a mirror for 2 hours once and she said im a dork....not in exact words.
in novonty's class i found out that pecock gets those eye-looking things from a god who took the eyes and then put them on the peacock...man she must have been more bored than i am right now...i wanna call mark....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im gunna tell u about my life story
once upon a time there was a little princess who lived in an enchanted castle....THE END!
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