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ashleigh, amber and myself got so god damn stoned tonight. i cant even think of how many times we smoked out of the new bong. jesus. we were laughing at EVERYTHING. nsb was fun with the boys. but the ride home was the best...
"Hi white house secretary how may I help you?"-white house lady
"CAN I TAWK TA DUBYA PUHLEEASE"-me
::silence::
so there's this fuckin douche bag drivin in his 'sweet' suv gas hog piece of shit, and i decided i need to stick my ass on the window and show him my bottom. it was hilarious, so ashleigh and i did it to EVERY car that drove by us on the way home from nsb. metal.
get errr donnnnne!
ill give you a blowjob for a cigarette..
a pineapple for a rim job?
..hm..how about
2 bags of popcorn for a money shot?
hahaha.
i miss matt already, damn.
<3
"Hi white house secretary how may I help you?"-white house lady
"CAN I TAWK TA DUBYA PUHLEEASE"-me
::silence::
so there's this fuckin douche bag drivin in his 'sweet' suv gas hog piece of shit, and i decided i need to stick my ass on the window and show him my bottom. it was hilarious, so ashleigh and i did it to EVERY car that drove by us on the way home from nsb. metal.
get errr donnnnne!
ill give you a blowjob for a cigarette..
a pineapple for a rim job?
..hm..how about
2 bags of popcorn for a money shot?
hahaha.
i miss matt already, damn.
<3