APP POST
Character: Samuel Winchester
Series: Supernatural
Age: 25
Job: Bikini Inspector
Canon: Sam Winchester is the Antichrist.
That said, he's not really a bad guy. After his mother died in mysterious circumstances, his father began a life-long quest for revenge, raising Sam and his brother Dean as hunters of the demonic, undead and supernatural. An academic at heart, Sam is better at research than combat. In his time on the road with his brother, he's gotten to be a much more competent fighter, able to hold his own and take care of himself. Sam is the show's straight man--he's almost always the one cracking down on fun, making sure the job is getting done while Dean makes jokes and chases skirts.
His brother's influence has loosened him up over the years, and despite concerns like "death," "emo," "becoming the Antichrist" and "crippling fraternal codependency," he still knows how to have fun with his work. Just ask that little girl who thinks he's a teddy bear doctor.
Note: In Supernatural, zombies are killed by nailing them back into their graves.
Ma'am, if I could have a moment of your time. Just--please, this will only take a second. I just need to ask you a few questions. I'm with the Board of Public Health. We're conducting an investigation on reports--
My ID? Um, yeah! Of course you can see my ID. It's right here. I'm--you really don't have to read it, right? It's just. It's a little embarrassing. There's a typo on my name. I know, that's sad, right? But, you know, with budgets what they are...it's Allen. Allen Ripley. And I'm really only here to help you. My partner and I were sent here to investigate an outbreak of leprosy. I've gotta say, it's been a while since we've heard that one. Could you tell me how long you've been afflicted? The more information we have about when the epidemic started, the sooner we can--excuse me?
Oh. That. Yes! My official title in the agency is Bikini Inspector. Not many people catch that. You know, being involved in Public Health, we often, uh. Have to deal with sexually transmitted diseases. It's not the most glamorous job, but someone has to do it, right? Yeah, I guess it's kind of my field of expertise. Have you seen Agent Hicks, by the way? I really need to talk to him. About important public health concerns.
Sorry, what? Um. Yeah, you're right! That does say "Board of Pubic Health." Wow. We really need to work on the budget this year. I'm surprised we can afford IDs. But, you know, we're really getting away from the investigation. Can you tell me when you started noticing the first symptoms of your leprosy?
Brains. Okay. That's great. And has your skin always been that, ah, pale, or did that start with the illness? Because that could be a very rare strain, and if it is, we need to quarantine this area immediately. So, anything you could tell me the progression of the disease, how it manifested for you...I'd really appreciate it.
...Brains. You know what? You've been a big help, ma'am, but I think I'd better get going. I'll let you know as soon as we come up with something. Don't worry, we're going to have you folks back to normal as soon as we can. We have an excellent record with outbreaks. And I'm sure they'll be able to reattach that arm, no problem. You just hold on to it. There doesn't happen to be a graveyard in the area, by the way? Just out of curiosity. We might need to, um, examine some of those who have died from the disease. Over that way? Great. Thank you so much.
--that's a pool. With a swimsuit competition going on. Miss Zombie CFUD 2008. That's--I'm really not qualified--uh. Well. Those bikinis all look...up to government standards! No problems here. So I'm just going to--ow!
I'm just going to inspect these bikinis. Dean, I'm going to kill you.
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Series: Supernatural
Age: 25
Job: Bikini Inspector
Canon: Sam Winchester is the Antichrist.
That said, he's not really a bad guy. After his mother died in mysterious circumstances, his father began a life-long quest for revenge, raising Sam and his brother Dean as hunters of the demonic, undead and supernatural. An academic at heart, Sam is better at research than combat. In his time on the road with his brother, he's gotten to be a much more competent fighter, able to hold his own and take care of himself. Sam is the show's straight man--he's almost always the one cracking down on fun, making sure the job is getting done while Dean makes jokes and chases skirts.
His brother's influence has loosened him up over the years, and despite concerns like "death," "emo," "becoming the Antichrist" and "crippling fraternal codependency," he still knows how to have fun with his work. Just ask that little girl who thinks he's a teddy bear doctor.
Note: In Supernatural, zombies are killed by nailing them back into their graves.
Ma'am, if I could have a moment of your time. Just--please, this will only take a second. I just need to ask you a few questions. I'm with the Board of Public Health. We're conducting an investigation on reports--
My ID? Um, yeah! Of course you can see my ID. It's right here. I'm--you really don't have to read it, right? It's just. It's a little embarrassing. There's a typo on my name. I know, that's sad, right? But, you know, with budgets what they are...it's Allen. Allen Ripley. And I'm really only here to help you. My partner and I were sent here to investigate an outbreak of leprosy. I've gotta say, it's been a while since we've heard that one. Could you tell me how long you've been afflicted? The more information we have about when the epidemic started, the sooner we can--excuse me?
Oh. That. Yes! My official title in the agency is Bikini Inspector. Not many people catch that. You know, being involved in Public Health, we often, uh. Have to deal with sexually transmitted diseases. It's not the most glamorous job, but someone has to do it, right? Yeah, I guess it's kind of my field of expertise. Have you seen Agent Hicks, by the way? I really need to talk to him. About important public health concerns.
Sorry, what? Um. Yeah, you're right! That does say "Board of Pubic Health." Wow. We really need to work on the budget this year. I'm surprised we can afford IDs. But, you know, we're really getting away from the investigation. Can you tell me when you started noticing the first symptoms of your leprosy?
Brains. Okay. That's great. And has your skin always been that, ah, pale, or did that start with the illness? Because that could be a very rare strain, and if it is, we need to quarantine this area immediately. So, anything you could tell me the progression of the disease, how it manifested for you...I'd really appreciate it.
...Brains. You know what? You've been a big help, ma'am, but I think I'd better get going. I'll let you know as soon as we come up with something. Don't worry, we're going to have you folks back to normal as soon as we can. We have an excellent record with outbreaks. And I'm sure they'll be able to reattach that arm, no problem. You just hold on to it. There doesn't happen to be a graveyard in the area, by the way? Just out of curiosity. We might need to, um, examine some of those who have died from the disease. Over that way? Great. Thank you so much.
--that's a pool. With a swimsuit competition going on. Miss Zombie CFUD 2008. That's--I'm really not qualified--uh. Well. Those bikinis all look...up to government standards! No problems here. So I'm just going to--ow!
I'm just going to inspect these bikinis. Dean, I'm going to kill you.
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