Roommate Chronicles: The Beginning
Sober Girl: So I feel like I should say something welcoming and inspiring now that you're living with me. But I got jack shit so...
High Guy: Well...that works.
Sober Girl (As she walks back into her bedroom): Oh, by the way, if you have to pee in the middle of the night, don't feel like you have to go off the balcony. You won't wake me up if you just come in here and piss.
High Guy: I'll just be like "Hey! Stop masturbating!"
Sober Girl: Well, if you catch me masturbating, that just counts as initiation.......Does that count as something inspiring?
High Guy: Not really...but I'll go ahead and mark it under the "maybe" column
Sober Girl: Ok, that works. Night.
High Guy: Night.
And so my life becomes a sitcom....
High Guy: Well...that works.
Sober Girl (As she walks back into her bedroom): Oh, by the way, if you have to pee in the middle of the night, don't feel like you have to go off the balcony. You won't wake me up if you just come in here and piss.
High Guy: I'll just be like "Hey! Stop masturbating!"
Sober Girl: Well, if you catch me masturbating, that just counts as initiation.......Does that count as something inspiring?
High Guy: Not really...but I'll go ahead and mark it under the "maybe" column
Sober Girl: Ok, that works. Night.
High Guy: Night.
And so my life becomes a sitcom....