fifth † audio (english)

[shut_up_near]

It's a little late in the season to be playing Santa Claus.

[Not that Mello's necessarily complaining about receiving gifts - he's just a little rattled by the apparent breaking and entering to his apartment. If you listen closely, there's the sound of a paper chocolate bar wrapper rustling, and the snap of a bite of chocolate breaking off in his

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[rules_the_north]

Wasn't Finland.

[shut_up_near]

Didn't say it was.

[rules_the_north]

He's Santa Claus.

[shut_up_near]

Right. And I'm the tooth fairy.

[rules_the_north]

The what?

[shut_up_near]

The tooth fa-tch. Forget it.

[rules_the_north]

Don't know that one.

[shut_up_near]

The tooth fairy?

[rules_the_north]

Yes.

[shut_up_near]

Seriously? You've never heard of the tooth fairy.

[rules_the_north]

No. Where're you from?

[shut_up_near]

Earth. Maybe you've heard of it.

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[rules_the_north]

What nation?

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[shut_up_near]

Does it matter?

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[rules_the_north]

Yes.

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[shut_up_near]

I've been around. All over.