fourth † accidental audio (english)

[shut_up_near]

[The sound's muffled when Mello's device clicks on - unintentionally, which should be a giant red flag for anyone who's ever had any sort of dealing with him that something is definitely Not Right here. On his side of the audio feed, Mello's practically growling:]

- can come out and face me any time now, you smug son of a -

[His voice cuts off

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[ audio ]

[locketdangle]

...difficulties?

[ audio ]

[shut_up_near]

... Tch.

[Dammit, what now?]

Fine. Peachy.

[ audio ]

[locketdangle]

[ A soft, quite shota laugh. ]

Monsters in your closet, Mr. "M"?

[ audio ]

[shut_up_near]

If it's monsters you want, Rolo, go run around outside for a while.

[ audio ] 1/2

[locketdangle]

I'm not interested in that.

[ audio - locked 99% ]

[locketdangle]

He's not here, I'm sure. That Near person.

[ audio - return lock ]

[shut_up_near]

Tch, what are you talking about?

[ audio - return lock ]

[locketdangle]

[ Have your own words played back for you, Mello. ]

[ audio - return lock ]

[shut_up_near]

[Well. Shit.]

... Are you recording me?

[ audio - return lock ]

[locketdangle]

I record a lot of people.

[ audio - return lock ]

[shut_up_near]

[And while some people might be inclined to ask why, Mello isn't one of them. It's fairly obvious to him why someone might do something like that. Not that is makes it any less irritating for him ... ]

Tch. Enjoying yourself, I take it?