Ay! Theres a mouse roight there!
:::this entry is to be read in a croc hunter accent(australian for those who dont know):::
Today on crock hunta, were goin ta hunt us some meeces. Ay! There goes a little bugga roight now! Lets go get em!!
Now ya gots ta be careful when dealing with these little fellas. Theyll jump roight up and bite ya in the ass while ya not lookin! This ones a tuff one ta catch...
Its now 6:32 in the AM....and we've finally managed to catch the little asshole! He was hidin away in me closet makin some noise, so I taped the bottom of the closet shut with me maskin tape. The little bugga kept on troyin to escape by munching a hole through one of the cornas!!
So, I set up shop outside of me closet door, put a glue trap down infront of tha tape, surrounded the trap with a gallon o'water and some shoes....opened up the tape, and waited for em to come out! Too bad I had me hammer handy....he almost got away!
So the little bugga stuck 'es head out the hole, and made a run for it!! But he didnt get fa cuz 'e ran into the water bottle! So I took me hammer and smushed him into the glue trap!! Then I took my hammer and cracked 'es neck!!
I sure do feel right bad about killen em, but what am I supposed ta do? Let em take ova me place like an unwanted family memba showin up at me door stoop unexpectedly??
And STOP LOOKIN AT ME LIKE THAT YA LITTLE GODDAMN WANKER!!!!!
Today on crock hunta, were goin ta hunt us some meeces. Ay! There goes a little bugga roight now! Lets go get em!!
Now ya gots ta be careful when dealing with these little fellas. Theyll jump roight up and bite ya in the ass while ya not lookin! This ones a tuff one ta catch...
Its now 6:32 in the AM....and we've finally managed to catch the little asshole! He was hidin away in me closet makin some noise, so I taped the bottom of the closet shut with me maskin tape. The little bugga kept on troyin to escape by munching a hole through one of the cornas!!
So, I set up shop outside of me closet door, put a glue trap down infront of tha tape, surrounded the trap with a gallon o'water and some shoes....opened up the tape, and waited for em to come out! Too bad I had me hammer handy....he almost got away!
So the little bugga stuck 'es head out the hole, and made a run for it!! But he didnt get fa cuz 'e ran into the water bottle! So I took me hammer and smushed him into the glue trap!! Then I took my hammer and cracked 'es neck!!
I sure do feel right bad about killen em, but what am I supposed ta do? Let em take ova me place like an unwanted family memba showin up at me door stoop unexpectedly??
And STOP LOOKIN AT ME LIKE THAT YA LITTLE GODDAMN WANKER!!!!!