May 11, 2003 15:42
I forgot today was mothers day. So, when I woke up she wasnt around, and I went out to get a card for her. What does it say? It says "I know what it takes to put up with a kid like me". It has a picture of a glue bottle, and the letters for the words look like they were glued on. And the card is about 10 inches long, and 4 inches wide. Its also glued shut. And on the back it says "lots of patience".
My dad used to wrap presents for her, and hed wrap them in multiple layers of wrapping paper. Then hed put tape around all the edges to it was really hard to open.
Thats what this card reminds me of. Except you cant open the card....because its glued shut. I wonder if she will try to rip it open??
I hate these stupid holidays. Valentines day, mothers day, fathers day, etc etc etc. They are all made up holidays for card corperations to make money off of you. Well congradulations card companies, you made 4 dollars off of me today! Isnt it great???