What's up
Hey everyone! To those in the states with me, I hope you had a nice July 4th weekend. Everyone else, I hope you also had a nice, normal weekend. If I am not online quite as much during the next few weeks, it is because we just got a puppy last Saturday! ^___^ He's so cute. He's a rottweiler (sp?) mix - his mom was a rottweiler but the store didn't know what the dad was, maybe some kind of hound. Anyway, I got to name him, and his name is Renny. Isn't that cute?? Here are a few pics:
That's me he's resting on. I had just come home from work.
Yeah. He's super-cute and super-soft! My only complaint is that he likes to bite, which is fine because all puppies do, but he likes to try to chew our hands and arms and whatnot and his teeth are sharp! My sister and I are also taking turns sleeping downstairs with him to take him outside to use the bathroom at ungodly hours of the night. Oh well.
Welll, anyway. I actually have a lil' ficlet for Jun's 'lost' prompt, which was written at like midnight and so it's not exactly my masterpiece...but here it is. I wasn't going to post it but Jun asked nicely. =P
Fic: Lost
Author: Me (no beta)
Pair: Colin/Jared
Rating: pg13
Disclaimer: Never happened, no profit for me
“Colin, I think we’re-”
“Don’t you dare say it-”
“lost.”
“We are not lost.”
“Well, we’re late.”
“Isn’t it fashionable?”
“Maybe if we were going to a party. Which we’re not.”
“No one ever died from being late.”
“Really? What if-”
“To an appointment. Being late to an appointment.”
“I was going to have fun tearing up that sentence.”
“I know.”
“I know you know.”
“…”
“Know where we’re going yet?”
“I’ve known exactly where we were going the whole time.”
“Ah. You might have mentioned before that we would be taking the scenic route.”
“Shut up.”
“After all, you did choose such a lovely day for a drive, rain and fog everywhere. Oh, how it brings back the days of my youth, when God asked me to build an ark because the rain was coming. I didn’t want to, but God had a real way with words back then-”
“I think that was Noah.”
“Noah?”
“Yeah. Ring any bells?”
“I used to ring the bell every morning on that miserable ark - I had to take role call to make sure the animals didn’t kill each other. It would have been much easier now, since so many species have become extinct.”
“’You are so. Fucking. Weird.”
“Well, I have to entertain myself somehow. Do you think I had a radio in the days of the ark? No, sonny, I didn’t. I had my nagging wife and my lazy excuses for sons with their whore wives. And the animals. The animals understood me better than anyone, especially the bearded dragons. When they weren’t fucking that is, and let me tell you, there was a lot of animal fucking going on during those forty days. Do you know what elephants sound like when they go at it? How would you like waking up to those kinds of sounds every-”
“God-dammit, Jared, if you don’t shut the fuck up right now your ass is on the street!”
“At least then I could ask for directions.”
“I don’t need directions, you prick. I need silence.”
“Is every curse you say a secret declaration of your love for me? Cuz if it is, you’re turning me on.”
“Jesus fucking Christ…”
“Ooo, just like that, Colin.”
“You’re insane.”
“Insane about you.”
“Isn’t it ‘crazy about you’?”
“Is there a difference?”
“I guess not.”
“Then I’m insane about you.”
“Are you.”
“Oh, yes. I love your voice; I want to steal it and keep it in a bottle so that I can drink from it before every show. And your eyes. I want to take pictures of them and then sew your eye lids shut so that no one else can ever see them again except me. I want to wax your eyebrows off while you sleep and have them implanted on my face. Then I’ll buy brown contacts and stand in the mirror and pretend to have conversations with you. Then-”
“Jared-”
“Wait, baby, I’m not done.”
“Oh yes you fucking are. This is the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had with you.”
“But I didn’t even get to your cock.”
“I don’t want to know what you’d do with that. I like it the way it is.”
“Mmm, me too. But you knew that.”
“I might have.”
“What about mine?”
“I like it the way it is, too.”
“Thanks. Want to forget the appointment and like each other the way we are at home?”
“And that was the weirdest lead-in to sex that I’ve heard from you.”
“The offer stands nonetheless.”
“…I am tired of driving around.”
“Good. Home it is.”
“Right…once I figure out how to get there.”
“I thought we weren’t lost.”
“We aren’t. There’s a hotel on the corner.”