Current e-mail thread/Coffee Cow/Diet secrets
Shurrie
Wish we knew nicole ritchie, and that bitch's diet secrets.
Shurrina,
Nicole Ritchie's diet secrets? C'mon???
It's not a diet. It's def not a secret and it's all the rage in hollywood.
ANOREXIA NERVOSA
Love Shurrie
Shurrie,
Coke and meth also work, but meth seems to take such a toll on the teeth.
Love, Shurrina
Shurrina,
Meth is so "I live in a trailer in WVA" Not "I live in the hollywood hills".
It does keep one thin. OH SO THIN!
I have been studying soooooo much and not really sleeping that well. As a result I have no patience with anyone.....Example follows......Picture it:
I am currently studying at my fav coffee shop and I really wanted to move my computer to an area where I could get some juice. So this super cutie vacates his wall spot and I desperately try to grab his table. While I am collecting the 15 text books I'm sporting, this old cow quickly sidles over to the table.
I politely say, "I was just packing up my books to grab that table. Would you mind switching with me? I need to plug in my computer or it will die."
She informs me "Well I really wanted this table because it's near the window."
I politely inform her "Well you can see the window from the other table." Then I sit my computer down and plug it in.
The old cow bellows "You're so rude!" at which point I tell her
"I'm rude but your an old cow. If it's really that important for you to graze next to the window you can keep the table. I'll MOOOOVE out of your way!"
We hate her
Shurrie
Wish we knew nicole ritchie, and that bitch's diet secrets.
Shurrina,
Nicole Ritchie's diet secrets? C'mon???
It's not a diet. It's def not a secret and it's all the rage in hollywood.
ANOREXIA NERVOSA
Love Shurrie
Shurrie,
Coke and meth also work, but meth seems to take such a toll on the teeth.
Love, Shurrina
Shurrina,
Meth is so "I live in a trailer in WVA" Not "I live in the hollywood hills".
It does keep one thin. OH SO THIN!
I have been studying soooooo much and not really sleeping that well. As a result I have no patience with anyone.....Example follows......Picture it:
I am currently studying at my fav coffee shop and I really wanted to move my computer to an area where I could get some juice. So this super cutie vacates his wall spot and I desperately try to grab his table. While I am collecting the 15 text books I'm sporting, this old cow quickly sidles over to the table.
I politely say, "I was just packing up my books to grab that table. Would you mind switching with me? I need to plug in my computer or it will die."
She informs me "Well I really wanted this table because it's near the window."
I politely inform her "Well you can see the window from the other table." Then I sit my computer down and plug it in.
The old cow bellows "You're so rude!" at which point I tell her
"I'm rude but your an old cow. If it's really that important for you to graze next to the window you can keep the table. I'll MOOOOVE out of your way!"
We hate her
Shurrie