I would update more except I really don't have anything to say.
Obligatory 310 post because I hope I wasn't the only one thinking this:
"Oh Naruto, Naruto, wherefore art thou, Naruto?
Deny thy Sasuke and refuse thy ramen,
or, if thou wilst not, but be sworn my love,
and I'll no longer insult your length."
...yeeeah >.>