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[shunsheng]

...this is different.

[If the entire place is a video game, obviously, this is yet another action post.

ETA There is now a katamari on the loose in this post PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Of course, if you don't want to be hit, you can just go on smashing Koopas or what have you.]

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[ hibari hitting things = video game noises ]

[namimori]

It's too noisy.

[...it's him. quick, distract him. pointing above your head.]

[shunsheng]

There's something...

[ looks up, unamused ]

[namimori]

What is that?

[looks up too]

[shunsheng]

Everyone has one.

[namimori]

. . .

Do you have a phone?

[despite never beeing seen with one in canon, Li hands Hibari a phone]

[shunsheng]

[ calls the hospital ]

[namimori]

Yes, I'd like an ambulance here within the next five minutes.

. . . No. It isn't for me.

I see. Thank you.

[ gives phone back ]

[namimori]

Well, then. It's time to get to work.

[ starts killing every video game monster in sight ]

[namimori]

[moves out of the way. this kid's so bad that the keywords should say hibari, not francis]

[shunsheng]

[ stops to stare at glowing bar above his head (see title of major boss underneath it) ]

[namimori]

What's this?

[...]

[shunsheng]

It says you're a major boss.

[ what does this mean? minion searching time! ]

[namimori]

. . .

[namimori]

I'll be right back.

[this can't be good.]

[shunsheng]

...take your time!

[ we pretend an hour has passed ]

[namimori]

Well, that wasn't hard.