...Well I haven't seen that before... [voice post]

[shun_shun_rikka]

Will someone please tell me why there are ninjas in front of the dorm!?  I made a cherry pi... or wait, no, it was a cherry pie, with an e, not an irrational number... and I was supposed to take it to the person who was chasing the fuzzy magenta-ant, but every time I try to leave the dorm, they attack me!   And I try to use karate, but I'm just not

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[ardent_devotee]

I tried to tell him that a cherry pie would help catch the ant! Or... cherry pi, rather. I thought the irrational number would help more.

...Ninjas?! Where's your room? Will there be ninjas outside my room if I leave?

[shun_shun_rikka]

Do ants like irrational numbers? I couldn't get the cherry pie to him! I tried to kick the ninjas, but I just fell down, and I managed to fall with the pie above me in my hands and keep it straight so it was okay, but now there are PIRATES, and they're fighting with invisible ninjas!

I don't think there will be, they're all here, probably. Where's your room?

[ardent_devotee]

Not sure, but I thought a weird ant might like a weird number! That is good news about the pie, though!

On the fourth floor of the dorm building. Should I worry about the pirates and ninjas?

[call_me_chad]

the magenta pie sounds nice, but i don't think it's supposed to be fuzzy. that's usually bad.

i haven't seen ninjas, but i wouldn't expect to. they're invisible. so if you can see them, there's nothing to be afraid of. it's the invisible ninjas you need to worry about. which, i guess, could be anywhere. hrm.

[shun_shun_rikka]

Sado-kun, the pie wasn't magenta the furry magenta-ant was! And the pie wasn't fuzzy either it was good and I had to eat it because the ninjas wouldn't let me go anywhere and I just had a little bit of food here to eat and I was really really hungry!

BUT THERE ARE INVISIBLE NINJAS NOW! THEY'RE FIGHTING WITH PIRATES IN THE HALLWAY BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE HALLWAY WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, THEY'VE GOT ME ON THEIR PIRATE SHIP, AND I DON'T THINK I CAN SWIM TODAY! I'm a lifeguard but I forgot how to swim and that means I don't have a job anymore even if the ninjas do go away and set me free!

[roving_warrior]

Ninjas ain't nothin'. It's tha pirates, though. They're bad news. Take all tha rum.

An' cutlasses. An' pies. Pirates take everythin'.

[shun_shun_rikka]

THERE ARE PIRATES HERE NOW KENPACHI! THEY'RE HERE, AND THEY'RE FIGHTING THE INVISIBLE NINJAS IN THE HALLWAY AND THE NINJAS HAVE KIDNAPPED ME BACK TO THE PIRATE SHIP!

What will they take, I don't have anything and I don't know how to get out of here because they're outside my door and the porthole is covered with something and I don't know what it is!

[roving_warrior]

Think Shizuru should o' tried ta keep me from talkin' 'r typin' while I was sick...

'kay. If ya don't got anythin', yer safe. They don't hurt people fer not havin' stuff. Just go past 'em, an' ya won't get hurt.

[shun_shun_rikka]

I tried that but I tripped when the waves got bad and I had to crawl back to the cabin they put me in and there's still no hammock in here to sleep in and I'm tired and seasick...

[bunnywings]

.. I cannot tell if you are sick like the others, Orihime, or you are just being your usual self. I pray for the latter.

It's good to see you again.

[shun_shun_rikka]

I'm not sick! You should worry about Sado-kun because he's sick and the invisible ninjas that are fighting the pirates won't let me go find him and make sure he's okay and take care of him again since last time I saw him he couldn't really even walk and I need him to help me figure out what Rikku's saying because I can't understand her and he's good with languages!

It's really really good to see you again too! How are you? Be careful that the ninjas don't kidnap you and put you on the pirate ship too! If they do tell me and I'll come find you and together we'll escape!

[bunnywings]

I, uh, yes. The last time I spoke with with Chad, I told him that he needed some rest. I can only hope he followed my advice.

I'm doing alright. I've managed to elude the... "ninjas" and their ship, anyway. I'll be sure to let you know if I am forced to walk any planks, however. Or whatever ninjas make people walk off of.

[has_a_sword]

I'll come take care of you! I'll save you from those ninjas!

[shun_shun_rikka]

Now there are pirates too and the ninjas are invisible and the pirates are fighting with them! I'm in the pirate ship, so you shouldn't come here unless you know how to swim because I forget how even though I'm a lifeguard! And they made the room they put me in look like my dorm room because the invisible ninjas are sneaky like that and the ship is tipping back and forth and I feel seasick and I just want to go to bed but I think I'd fall out since they didn't even give me a hammock!

[has_a_sword]

I'll come rescue you anyway! I'm coming!