To Do List
1. Buy some peasant girl dresses. Preferably low-cut.
2. Buy a nightgown like the one I said I had.
4. Hide my sword.
5. Learn to cry at a moment's notice.
6. Buy some more make-up.
7. Make up an 'oh cruel world, woe is me' story. Get it down pat by the time Mr. Raging Libido gets here. Include childhood trauma, fatherly neglect, play up being all alone in the world. Real tear-jerker stuff.
Hmmmm...I've never tried using sex appeal to get my way before. Unfortunately, stamping my foot and holding my breath doesn't work here, not without Marlowe or daddy in charge. Though I have some reservations about playing a submissive, weepy little sissy, I know he'll eat it up.
He'll be useful until Samus and/or Reed shows up, at least.
...Ugh, I'm going to have to work double hard at the tavern to make enough money to buy everything I'll need. I may as well start asking around for more shifts. I have maybe a month before that moron gets here. Hopefully that'll be enough time to get everything in order.