Dear Journal,
You are so much more manly than a diary. I know you'll understand! Also, I like this binding. Is it leather? I want a leather jacket. But, um, anyway.
I'm SO stressed right now, you don't even know. I got dizzy after supper and maybe I even passed out... but when I woke up in my bedroom, there were like two girls in there! Super-
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How are you doing?
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I did.
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Oh awesome! This will be great! I'll tell everyone, and all the girls will be like, "Oh, you're so brave! I can't believe that book is haunted!"
And then, the book will do something terribly haunted, like what it just DID! Then the girls will scream, but I'll reassure all of them. The hottest one, of course, will seek solace in my pumped and manly arms.
Then I'll make my move...
Thanks, Ghost Journal. You're making this a lot easier!
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I'm not a ghost! Ghosts are scary! I'm Viki!
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Or I'll tell my dad.
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I'm not a book. I'm writing in my book! We all have one and we can use it to write to each other.
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... The Ghost Federation of Haunting Books?
Crap! I knew I should've paid more attention to that Emilia chick when I had the chance! Plus, she was so much sexier than Hugo, you know? I mean, I guess that's a given.
... the bottom line is, I would've been more prepared for this if I'd asked her about books instead of about... well, yeah.
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Can you make out with a ghost, I wonder? Are ghosts even hot?
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Maybe you should go rest in the shade! That might cool you down.
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Wait, huh? Don't DO that! You scared the---huh?
...huh??
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Oh, and maybe we fought in that war over the gate. I don't really remember that, but everyone keeps telling me I was there. So maybe you were too!
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