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The nerve of some people! First my mid-afternoon nap is so rudely interrupted by some weird blind lady standing in my apartment (though I guess I can't say no to the free gift~), but then! But then, some jerk I've never seen before, I'm guessing a burglar, shows up, and since I've caught him in the act of robbing me, decides to make up a story that even I find tasteless! Mr. Idiot Burglar decides to throw me out of my own home, and not only that, claims he runs my store too! WAY TO COVER UP ROBBING ME, GENIUS.
Now he won't let me back in. Methinks someone is getting desperate! All I have to go do is find some guards, and they'll take care of this for me. I'd go after the moron myself, but I don't want to scorch my apartment. Besides, why do that much work when I can have someone else do it for me? I think I'll say I have a rather bad stomacheache if the guards ask for my help.
You know.
From the stress of being kicked out of my own home and business by some awful, awful bandit.
Teehee, I'm so clever.
Well, Mr. Burglar, I hope you enjoy living in my apartment for the next, oh, ten minutes! I'm sure your next home won't be as pleasant, so enjoy my home while you can!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a guard~
Now he won't let me back in. Methinks someone is getting desperate! All I have to go do is find some guards, and they'll take care of this for me. I'd go after the moron myself, but I don't want to scorch my apartment. Besides, why do that much work when I can have someone else do it for me? I think I'll say I have a rather bad stomacheache if the guards ask for my help.
You know.
From the stress of being kicked out of my own home and business by some awful, awful bandit.
Teehee, I'm so clever.
Well, Mr. Burglar, I hope you enjoy living in my apartment for the next, oh, ten minutes! I'm sure your next home won't be as pleasant, so enjoy my home while you can!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find a guard~