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[mercenaryqueen]

Dear Leknaat/Journal:

I wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing me here for the second time now [illegible] and for every wonderful experience that I've been so fortunate to have in this world that is not my own. If not for you, I would never have experienced death first hand [illegible] so many wonderful shopping opportunities

Comments

[karayan_soda]

Boys are stupid.

We should have them all neutered.

[karayan_soda]

I mean...

Journal says you're welcome, Queen!

[mercenaryqueen]

I like how you think Aila but even if we could do that, it would only bring about the extinction of humanity. Some of the guys need to remain in proper functioning order.

[karayan_soda]

Meh.

We only really need three, you know!

[mercenaryqueen]

And are there any three you specifically had in mind?

[karayan_soda]

...nooooooooooo......

[mercenaryqueen]

You sure? Well why don't we narrow it down some. Who do you think should be turned into eunuchs first?

[isshin_master]

(the writing appears to have tried to been disguised as Aila's, but isn't pulled off very well at all)

Ace, definitely! But not Joker. Never Joker! He's so awesome!

Yay Joker!

[mercenaryqueen]

Oh yes, Ace should definately be one of them. Aside from Joker being so awesome, why should he really be spared? And do you have any other suggestions?

[isshin_master]

(Again, the writing is poorly disguised as Aila's)

Because...he's cool, too! He knows all kinds of neat stuff!

Ummmmmm...nope! Just Ace! He's a dumbwad!

[mercenaryqueen]

Uh huh. Like what kind of neat stuff? How to get drunk at every opportunity he gets?

But you know, Ace and Joker are tight, they ought to go through the same things together.

[isshin_master]

(Still poorly disguised. XD)

He's really wise! We can all learn lots from Joker! We should pay more attention to him! That's what, I, Aila, think!

No way! Joker's way cooler than Ace! I, Aila, think we should all lavish praise on Joker because he's just so awesome! Uh Teehee!

[erkindanger]

Gee Aila, isn't it a funny coincidence that you're writing at the same time as joker?

[isshin_master]

(still disguised)

I guess! I'm trying to emulate Joker because he's such a great role-model!

[erkindanger]

And what is the great Joker doing then?

[isshin_master]

(the page is wet)

Ah screw it.

...Waste of a good beer, Ace.